View Poll Results: Which career would you like to have?

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  • Astronaut

    3 14.29%

  • Fireman

    0 0%

  • Ballerina

    1 4.76%

  • Doctor

    1 4.76%

  • Pop singer

    12 57.14%

  • Teacher

    1 4.76%

  • Police Officer

    3 14.29%
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Thread: What career would you like to have?

  1. May 22, 2006, 06:32 PM #1
    Suzanne
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    Default What career would you like to have?

    Tell us what your heart secretly desires.
    One must have a very judicial mind, indeed, not to be prejudiced against the German-Americans because their hearts are reeking with disloyalty.
    Berger v. United States
  2. May 22, 2006, 06:35 PM #2
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    Ideally, a singer. If not that, then a rent boy.
  3. May 22, 2006, 06:43 PM #3
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    If I could get into space just once I believe I could die with a smile on my face without feeling like the good Lord gypped me. So...astronaut.
  4. May 22, 2006, 08:45 PM #4
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    You forgot "cowboy".
  5. May 22, 2006, 09:17 PM #5
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    I would like to train big cats, for film work and the like.

    The problem is there is simply no longer a market for my unique gifts: I would make an excellent feudal lord or secluded emperor.
  6. May 22, 2006, 09:37 PM #6
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    boys want to be train drivers or footballers. so they should be options.
  7. May 22, 2006, 09:54 PM #7
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    i thougt there'd be a "mayonaise company worker" choice.
  8. May 22, 2006, 09:57 PM #8
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    Where's the option for 'porn star'?
  9. May 22, 2006, 09:58 PM #9
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    Default Re: What career would you like to have?

    Quote Originally Posted by Codreanu
    I would like to train big cats, for film work and the like.
    can i get you a hat that says "Lion Tamer" on it?
    One must have a very judicial mind, indeed, not to be prejudiced against the German-Americans because their hearts are reeking with disloyalty.
    Berger v. United States
  10. May 22, 2006, 11:04 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne
    can i get you a hat that says "Lion Tamer" on it?
    With large, bright, neon letters?

    It would be a hit at office parties, among the other chartered accountants.

    Last edited by Codreanu; May 22, 2006 at 11:14 PM.
  11. May 23, 2006, 07:54 AM #11
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    Charter Boat Captain or CEO of Candy Company.
    It's so lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lonely coming down
  12. May 23, 2006, 06:34 PM #12
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    Train Driver.
  13. May 23, 2006, 06:45 PM #13
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    hahahaha nobody wants to be a fucking ballerina
  14. May 23, 2006, 06:48 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by fang_file
    hahahaha nobody wants to be a fucking ballerina
    i do
  15. May 23, 2006, 07:18 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by vulgar
    Train Driver.
    good boy
  16. May 23, 2006, 08:38 PM #16
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    Chocolate taster and kitty-stroker. (Being female, I can multi-task.)
    Kate

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  17. May 24, 2006, 01:09 AM #17
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    i want to write the notes inside fortune cookies... or maybe i'll just go with the classic lumberjack.
  18. May 24, 2006, 02:57 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by dazzak
    Ideally, a singer. If not that, then a rent boy.
    You sure have the looks for both!
  19. May 24, 2006, 02:59 PM #19
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    crazy cat lady
  20. May 24, 2006, 03:34 PM #20
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    can i guess that those who want to be a cop only want to be so because they have dreams of arresting Morrissey in his videos?
    One must have a very judicial mind, indeed, not to be prejudiced against the German-Americans because their hearts are reeking with disloyalty.
    Berger v. United States
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