View Poll Results: Poll: Give it your best shot - How big would you say Morrisseys Penis is?

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  • 2.5" - (6.4cm)

    3 18.75%
  • 3 " - (7cm)

    0 0%
  • 3.5" - (8.9cm)

    0 0%
  • 4" - (10.2cm)

    7 43.75%
  • 8" - (20.3cm)

    4 25.00%
  • 12" - (30.5cm)

    2 12.50%
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Thread: Poll: Give it your best shot - How big would you say Morrisseys Penis is?

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    Default Poll: Give it your best shot - How big would you say Morrisseys Penis is?

    Given the literally thousands of photos we have of Morrissey, tight jeans etc etc, his relative few mentions to "it" in his lyrics, your personal imagination on the mans member.... how big would you guess his cock is when fully erect?

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    This is nonsense!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hepziah
    This is nonsense!
    Well, Hepziah, you voted on it...not me. (by the way, do you really think he has a 12 inch cock? or did you just vote that way on the poll because "it" was in your imagination that way?

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    Well I wonder


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    Quote Originally Posted by Server NTLI
    Well, Hepziah, you voted on it...not me. (by the way, do you really think he has a 12 inch cock? or did you just vote that way on the poll because "it" was in your imagination that way?
    Oh please....I didn't make any vote.......so stop saying stuff like this. This poll is just stupid!

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    I chose 6.4cm because I dont want Proper to feel bad about his lil' cattle prod. tee hee

    Wally xxxooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theo
    Well I wonder

    Theo, why aren't you watching the apprentice!!! Someone's school is on it tonight!!

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    *lol*

    We all need to get a life 'round here.

    In all seriousness, are talking fully erect or flaccid?

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    The real question is how big this guy's is....

    bigblackdick.jpg


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    Quote Originally Posted by LetsGoDevils
    Theo, why aren't you watching the apprentice!!! Someone's school is on it tonight!!
    I just finished watching it on tape! I saw Rutgers! A bunch of Outhouse steak eating mofos. I'm glad they're moving the show to LA next season because it's a bit stale this time around. Although Ivanka Trump is nice. I'd like to be her apprentice...... (that is if I can't be yours.....)

    The question for you is: Did you see Derek Jeter on Letterman??? All dressed up in a suit and tie and everything.

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    Had him down as a 6-and-a-half man, meself, but where's that on the poll, hmmm?

    Alain Whyte has a nice big one, btw.

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    15 cm. Average.

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    whats next..the size of his nads?? How cares about trival shit like this? Not me. I only came to make a point.
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    are we talking hard or limp?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyRacer
    are we talking hard or limp?
    I'd hate to think there is anyone out there with a 12" limp dick.

    So I'd have to assume this is an erection poll.

    I have no thoughts on the matter so I didn't vote.
    "Cried over my supper, it revived. Got off the table... started to fly."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bored
    I'd hate to think there is anyone out there with a 12" limp dick.

    So I'd have to assume this is an erection poll.

    I have no thoughts on the matter so I didn't vote.

    Then you haven't seen mine

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    *swoons*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theo
    I just finished watching it on tape! I saw Rutgers! A bunch of Outhouse steak eating mofos. I'm glad they're moving the show to LA next season because it's a bit stale this time around. Although Ivanka Trump is nice. I'd like to be her apprentice...... (that is if I can't be yours.....)
    hah You are going to be saying Ivanka whose that?

    The question for you is: Did you see Derek Jeter on Letterman??? All dressed up in a suit and tie and everything.
    Did you like that because I'm the one who picked out Derek's outfit ;P
    Actually I missed Derek and I missed the big Britney Spears announcement. I'm asleep by 11.
    I don't know what to watch tonight, The Yanks are on ESPN and the Dev's are also on tonight.

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