Boz Boorer to be in Star Wars Episode2 and Marr rejects why?

[greasetea]

Recluse George Lucas has admitted to a London newspaper that he has cast Boz Boorer a "moderate role" in the Star Wars mythos. It has not been confirmed what character he will play but it is heavily rumored that it is a villian.

According to an unnamed source at Lucasfilm and the internet, Mr. Boorer will be Darth F'yedlu Jihara. The role although minimal, if true, plays a prominent character as the one who kills most of the jedi. Boz Boorer could not be reached for comment but did leave a cryptic message for the associated press reporters.

"Live Long and Prosper!!! Nanoo Nanoo." Boz chirped.

Lucas would not delve into Boorer's involvement but did masturbate while speaking of all the action figures to come forth from the project. It is inevitable that Boz will be immortalized in plastic.

In an unelated matter, Johnny Marr will not reprise his role as E.T. in Steven Spielberg's summer sequel to his 1982 hit. Marr is expected to instead star in Critters 9: The Takedown in Chinatown.

 

[an angry BRITNEY SBEERS]

JOHNNY MARR IS HEAD AND SHOULDERS ABOVE THIS GAP TOOTH PIKEY BASTARD!!

TELL BOZ TO SORT HIS GUMS OUT!!

I CAN SMELL HIS ROTTEN GOB FROM HERE.

> Recluse George Lucas has admitted to a London newspaper that he
> has cast Boz Boorer a "moderate role" in the Star Wars
> mythos. It has not been confirmed what character he will play
> but it is heavily rumored that it is a villian.

> According to an unnamed source at Lucasfilm and the internet,
> Mr. Boorer will be Darth F'yedlu Jihara. The role although
> minimal, if true, plays a prominent character as the one who
> kills most of the jedi. Boz Boorer could not be reached for
> comment but did leave a cryptic message for the associated press
> reporters.

> "Live Long and Prosper!!! Nanoo Nanoo." Boz chirped.

> Lucas would not delve into Boorer's involvement but did
> masturbate while speaking of all the action figures to come
> forth from the project. It is inevitable that Boz will be
> immortalized in plastic.

> In an unelated matter, Johnny Marr will not reprise his role as
> E.T. in Steven Spielberg's summer sequel to his 1982 hit. Marr
> is expected to instead star in Critters 9: The Takedown in
> Chinatown.