I would'nt mind being like Moz, I certainly would'nt mind his money. Yet still, I don't have a "Quiff" (I wish I did, it may make me look at least a little interesting.) I am over-weight so if I did'nt wear baggy gear, I would probably look even more repulsive than I do now.
I do have a few hang-ups (as I'm sure Mogsy has). I don't have a woman in my life. And if truth be known, I never really have. I have never found that person that I click and feel right with. Found, found, found, is one of the songs from "Kill Uncle" I do sympathize with. You know "Someone who's worth it in this merkiness, someone who's never seeming schemeing"! I think when you have nobody in your life, you maybe don't dress so dapper, as after a while of loneliness you lose the reasoning to dress to please - if not the will to live somtimes. You somtimes feel that if you dressed for a party looking like Coco the Clown, you wouldn't get a laugh out of enyone, only passing remarks. This taken that you would get invited to a party in the first place. I onec went ot a party where the "Sing your life" Cd single was played, grudingly.
So there you have it. If more women found me interesting, maybe I'd make more of an effort to look like Noel Coward, instead of Noel Gallacher. Mind you Gallacher could turn up at the Oscars dressed as a back-end of a pantomime cow and everybody would talk to him - he's rich aint he.