.......And is there Lard sandwiches for tea!!!!!!!

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TeddyMorrissey

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Dear Viewers

An extraordinary piece of information reached me last week. It is that people don't seem to cook with "Lard" enymore. Most prefer to cook with Sunflower oil.............. UUUUUUUUGGHGHGHHGHGHHGHH.

Has the world gone mad? Everyone should cook with Lard, it bungs up your arturise, and shortens your projected existence by more than half. People who use said "Oil" must enjoy being alive!!!!!!!

I'm off to slice up some more Lard and make myself a sandwich. On Friday, I will dip my head in a big pan of the stuff, and if I don't get my head stuck, it will be another night on the town - well actually The Tavern. The dregs of social clubs on the Wirral are a-calling again.

Best wishes

TeddyMorrissey.
 
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