Morrissey "UN"-tribute songs TVPS - "oh William, oh William / let me put my fingers up your..."

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Everyone should know about this version that's been available for a while:
"Another Rainy Day In Manchester"
http://www.televisionpersonalities.co.uk/download.htm [scroll down a bit]

Two new versions, with changed up lyrics are now available.
Some amusing bits I think, worthy of posting here.

Version 1:
http://savefile.com/files.php?fid=4805546

Oh God I feel so miserable
my whole damn life's unbearable
Think I'm gonna kill myself today..
oh, could it get much worse?
Oh what the hell-
I think I'll have another cup of tea first..
And the rain falls down in a hum-drum town

Oh I can't believe how grim my life is
but there's no meat in my fridge
..'cos meat is murder
- and it's bloody expensive..
I can't go outside without feeling pensive
I should have gone out last night
but I didn't have clean underwear..

And the rain falls down in a hum-drum town
it's always rainin'
and I'm always bloody complainin'..
Oh William, oh William,
let me put my fingers up your... ('cheeky' dan, -bg)

Think I'll stay in bed all day,
and watch a little t.v.
read a little bit of Oscar Wilde
.. I was such an unhappy child
My mother never let me out in the wintertime
and I always had piles
.. I was such an unhappy child

Oh I could have been a soap opera star
in "Coronation Street"
I could've been Terry Duckworth
or Percy Sugden
but my chances must be slim
I can't act, but then again
I can't f***in' sing..

And if a ten ton truck
should kill the both of us
that would be very, very nice
..I'd be in paradise

And I wasn't born beautiful
and I've never been laid
And I've sold my soul to EMI
for a million pounds
'Cos we never had a number one
.. 'cos we'll never get a number one
on Rough Trade..
never in a month of Sundays..!

And it's raining, it's pouring
I'm so bloody boring
And the rain falls down in a hum-drum town
it's always rainin'

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Version 2:
http://savefile.com/files/2055183

I can't believe how grim my life is
But there's no meat in my fridge
Because meat is murder
And it's very expensive

I can't believe I feel so miserable
Because my whole damn life's so f***ing unbearable
Think I'm going to kill myself today
Oh if it gets much worse
But what the hell
I think I'll have another cup of tea first

Hang the DJ, hang the DJ
The records he plays are never any of mine

And it's raining it's pouring and Manchester is boring
It's raining it's pouring and Manchester's so boring
If you come from London

Once I had a job
Then I found a job
And then I had two jobs

And if a ten ton truck should kill the both of us
That would be lovely
And we all had a smashing time

I am the last of the international gay boys
I am the last of the international playboys

I used to be the indie king
I had so much respect
Then I signed to EMI
I sold my soul for a million pounds
I sold my soul to EMI for a million pounds
And do you know why?
Because I never had a number one on Rough Trade
I never had a number one on Rough Trade

I can't believe how grim my life is
It's unbearable
Think I'm going to kill myself today
Oh could it get much worse?
I think I'll get a tattoo done first

Oh this charming man
I don't care, I don't care what I say about anyone

Everyday is like a Monday
Clouds are dark it should be sunny and grey

And it's raining it's pouring and Manchester's still boring
Hear the people snoring
It's raining it's pouring and Manchester is boring
Don't look back in anger - wanker
Don't look back in anger - what a wanker
Don't tell me to don't look back in anger - what a wanker

She loves me and I love her
And she loves Oasis but I love Blur
Because they're real

And it's raining it's pouring and Manchester's still boring




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