My Moz hoax on Jonathan Ross show (VIDEO CLIP)

[Jenny!]

They quoted me wrong too, i didn't say Moz had a go at the arctic monkeys, but that was pure class, i'm chuffed.

ORIGINAL HOAX POST (note the misquote)

http://www.morrissey-solo.com/discuss/index.cgi?noframes;read=321288




Jonathan Ross video clip

 

[Jenny!]

I didn't say he sang two songs either.

 

[Benton]

> They quoted me wrong too, i didn't say Moz had a go at the arctic monkeys,
> but that was pure class, i'm chuffed.

> ORIGINAL HOAX POST (note the misquote)

> http://www.morrissey-solo.com/discuss/index.cgi?noframes;read=321288

You should sue him for misquoting. He tries to make you look foolish.

 

[Jenny!]

lol, i will instruct my solicitor to prevent the repeat being shown, how dare they!

 

[Jenny!]

Where's Broken, has he been banned? i want to rub his gimp face in this!!!!

 

[Jenny!]

I have forgiven JONATHAN!

> They quoted me wrong too, i didn't say Moz had a go at the arctic monkeys,
> but that was pure class, i'm chuffed.

> ORIGINAL HOAX POST (note the misquote)

> http://www.morrissey-solo.com/discuss/index.cgi?noframes;read=321288

This stunt will never be beaten, nebber ebber, i rule

i have watched it 100 times

People are so jealous of this triumph they can't bring themselves to comment

I have sent in the story to the main page, what's the betting it won't make
it? or if it does it's bottom of the page

I am so very, very happy right now, somebody pinch me LOL!!!

 

[big nose]

> They quoted me wrong too, i didn't say Moz had a go at the arctic monkeys,
> but that was pure class, i'm chuffed.

> ORIGINAL HOAX POST (note the misquote)

> http://www.morrissey-solo.com/discuss/index.cgi?noframes;read=321288

Life must be so dull for some people.

 

[Jenny!]

> Life must be so dull for some people.

Jealousy is a beautiful thing, i'm so glad you're not me, are you?

 

[big nose]

> Jealousy is a beautiful thing, i'm so glad you're not me, are you?

Yes, I am you. And I'm going to bed now, so off you go.

 

[Jenny!]

> Yes, I am you. And I'm going to bed now, so off you go.

you wish, i have a king size, you have a sleeping bag in a mental home
sleep tight fatface

 

[big nose]

> you wish, i have a king size, you have a sleeping bag in a mental home
> sleep tight fatface

Now there's no need to be nasty, or JR will stop quoting you. And then your life will end.

 

[Jenny!]

well, there's always the lottery money and the sucking cock in picnic areas, night night lonely xx

 

[Pirate memory game]

I live near a picnic area, and it's not too cold

 

[Jenny!]

Big wow, get some well needed beauty sleep, oh, and buy a lottery ticket lol xx

 

[Pirate memory game]

what's a "lottery ticket lol?"

 

[Jenny!]

It gets you cock, good looks, and onto the TV, go buy one hermo!

 

[Pirate memory game]

I already have 'cock', good looks and a tv career. What's a 'hermo'?

 

[Jenny!]

Being literally "rich" AND "famous" means i'm too good for this HOLE! i really am.

 

[Pirate memory game]

Lend us a few bob then love?

 

[dallow_bg]

Haha.

You know, I don't normally support trolls, but damnit, good job!

Got your 15 mins.