turkey bacon club

[unknown]

i think morrissey eats at Schlotzsky's...

[greasetea]

i think you eat out your mom. Did you know that I can pee and poo but not simulataneously.

Strange strange but alas, my poopie poopaloops is one thing I hate doing...I do like to pee pee pee peepilepee pee.

by the way...what is up with Schlotzsky's Thai Chicken Pizza? That $hit tatses like a can of ravioli with peanut brittle tossed in. What the f.cuk dickwad? @#!!! ya'll cawz I am dah nastah moostah macca!