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11-7-00
by Dolph "Agent Girraffe" Lundgren
If wrestling went mainstream, why not pronographic films? Well that is what exactly Midnight Offerings Film Co. plans to do this winter when it hired Boz Boorer for a three movie contract, the first being "Spring-Heeled Jizm."
The guitarist for pop star Morrissey first foray into adult entertainment was at a photo shoot with midget pornostar Bitty Clitty for Swank magazine where he played the unsuspecting bus driver. Although he was not nude at all during the pictorial, Boorer remarked that he liked it.
"It easily is the most best art project I ever worked on and the little girl was weird looking with her big head but it was the most wonderfulest project I belive it to not be when it was!" Boorer said while sipping a tonic. "We make great pets!"
When Boorer was approached to do a porno film after the internet spread, the guitarist enthusiastically chimed yes.
"Pornos? Awwww shiggs, we make great pets! We make great pets! Hell yes, I love Pornos and I'll do it!"
Boorer claims that this will not interfere with his voice over work for Fox's "World's Craziest Bitches who Drive" nor his filming on the Star Wars second prequel as Darth Teeth. In fact, while prepping for "Spring Heeled Jizm", Boz relied on an unorthodoxed film for inspiration.
"I watched Alex Proyas' Dark City because it reminds me of Perry Ferrel!" Boorer chimed. "We do make great pets and besides Porno for Pyros never got the most best due justice."
Boorer admitted being nervous and had much to say about the script.
"Sometimes a martini or three help me because Perry Ferrel is great and his Enit thing concert really showed us how to party because we make great pets!" Boorer chuckled while moonwalking. "However, the script is weird, there is no mention of Jane's Addiction, Lolapalooza and why are there so many subplots of nurses getting jazzed on and stuff? Who knew Perry had so much sex?"
After filming, Borer plans to release a new CD based on The Full Monty2 and denies rumors that Moz digitally replaced him in the videos with a stuffed sockmonkey.
"I'm going to be naked and having sex scenes, man we make GREAT PETS! Ha ha...I deny rumors that Moz digitally replaced me with a stuffed sockmonkey, we make great pets! Porno for Pyros rule!!! We make great pets, we make great pets."
Morrissey could not be reached for comment but did hiss and kick the cameraman in the testicles. We make great pets indeed.
11-7-00
by Dolph "Agent Girraffe" Lundgren
If wrestling went mainstream, why not pronographic films? Well that is what exactly Midnight Offerings Film Co. plans to do this winter when it hired Boz Boorer for a three movie contract, the first being "Spring-Heeled Jizm."
The guitarist for pop star Morrissey first foray into adult entertainment was at a photo shoot with midget pornostar Bitty Clitty for Swank magazine where he played the unsuspecting bus driver. Although he was not nude at all during the pictorial, Boorer remarked that he liked it.
"It easily is the most best art project I ever worked on and the little girl was weird looking with her big head but it was the most wonderfulest project I belive it to not be when it was!" Boorer said while sipping a tonic. "We make great pets!"
When Boorer was approached to do a porno film after the internet spread, the guitarist enthusiastically chimed yes.
"Pornos? Awwww shiggs, we make great pets! We make great pets! Hell yes, I love Pornos and I'll do it!"
Boorer claims that this will not interfere with his voice over work for Fox's "World's Craziest Bitches who Drive" nor his filming on the Star Wars second prequel as Darth Teeth. In fact, while prepping for "Spring Heeled Jizm", Boz relied on an unorthodoxed film for inspiration.
"I watched Alex Proyas' Dark City because it reminds me of Perry Ferrel!" Boorer chimed. "We do make great pets and besides Porno for Pyros never got the most best due justice."
Boorer admitted being nervous and had much to say about the script.
"Sometimes a martini or three help me because Perry Ferrel is great and his Enit thing concert really showed us how to party because we make great pets!" Boorer chuckled while moonwalking. "However, the script is weird, there is no mention of Jane's Addiction, Lolapalooza and why are there so many subplots of nurses getting jazzed on and stuff? Who knew Perry had so much sex?"
After filming, Borer plans to release a new CD based on The Full Monty2 and denies rumors that Moz digitally replaced him in the videos with a stuffed sockmonkey.
"I'm going to be naked and having sex scenes, man we make GREAT PETS! Ha ha...I deny rumors that Moz digitally replaced me with a stuffed sockmonkey, we make great pets! Porno for Pyros rule!!! We make great pets, we make great pets."
Morrissey could not be reached for comment but did hiss and kick the cameraman in the testicles. We make great pets indeed.