Boz Boorer in an XXX film, the first of three Moz themed pornos!

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11-7-00

by Dolph "Agent Girraffe" Lundgren

If wrestling went mainstream, why not pronographic films? Well that is what exactly Midnight Offerings Film Co. plans to do this winter when it hired Boz Boorer for a three movie contract, the first being "Spring-Heeled Jizm."

The guitarist for pop star Morrissey first foray into adult entertainment was at a photo shoot with midget pornostar Bitty Clitty for Swank magazine where he played the unsuspecting bus driver. Although he was not nude at all during the pictorial, Boorer remarked that he liked it.

"It easily is the most best art project I ever worked on and the little girl was weird looking with her big head but it was the most wonderfulest project I belive it to not be when it was!" Boorer said while sipping a tonic. "We make great pets!"

When Boorer was approached to do a porno film after the internet spread, the guitarist enthusiastically chimed yes.

"Pornos? Awwww shiggs, we make great pets! We make great pets! Hell yes, I love Pornos and I'll do it!"

Boorer claims that this will not interfere with his voice over work for Fox's "World's Craziest Bitches who Drive" nor his filming on the Star Wars second prequel as Darth Teeth. In fact, while prepping for "Spring Heeled Jizm", Boz relied on an unorthodoxed film for inspiration.

"I watched Alex Proyas' Dark City because it reminds me of Perry Ferrel!" Boorer chimed. "We do make great pets and besides Porno for Pyros never got the most best due justice."

Boorer admitted being nervous and had much to say about the script.

"Sometimes a martini or three help me because Perry Ferrel is great and his Enit thing concert really showed us how to party because we make great pets!" Boorer chuckled while moonwalking. "However, the script is weird, there is no mention of Jane's Addiction, Lolapalooza and why are there so many subplots of nurses getting jazzed on and stuff? Who knew Perry had so much sex?"

After filming, Borer plans to release a new CD based on The Full Monty2 and denies rumors that Moz digitally replaced him in the videos with a stuffed sockmonkey.

"I'm going to be naked and having sex scenes, man we make GREAT PETS! Ha ha...I deny rumors that Moz digitally replaced me with a stuffed sockmonkey, we make great pets! Porno for Pyros rule!!! We make great pets, we make great pets."

Morrissey could not be reached for comment but did hiss and kick the cameraman in the testicles. We make great pets indeed.
 
GREASETEA's lost his skull cap

Hey what the @#!!! are you doing you prickFACE!!

I cant't believe your still @#!!!ing about on the message board you total @#!!!head prick.

You must be so bored oh i forgot its free in the states to use the net

That explains how mongols like you can spend all day living in fantasy land.

WHAT TIME DOES THE MINI bus pull up by your trailer park so you can spend all day licking windows??????

THE BEST PART of you ran down yer moma's legs in a tel aviv backstreet after she got raped by your older brother.

@#!!! you!!

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> Adult Video News ONline
> 11-7-00

> by Dolph "Agent Girraffe" Lundgren

> If wrestling went mainstream, why not pronographic films? Well
> that is what exactly Midnight Offerings Film Co. plans to do
> this winter when it hired Boz Boorer for a three movie contract,
> the first being "Spring-Heeled Jizm."

> The guitarist for pop star Morrissey first foray into adult
> entertainment was at a photo shoot with midget pornostar Bitty
> Clitty for Swank magazine where he played the unsuspecting bus
> driver. Although he was not nude at all during the pictorial,
> Boorer remarked that he liked it.

> "It easily is the most best art project I ever worked on
> and the little girl was weird looking with her big head but it
> was the most wonderfulest project I belive it to not be when it
> was!" Boorer said while sipping a tonic. "We make
> great pets!"

> When Boorer was approached to do a porno film after the internet
> spread, the guitarist enthusiastically chimed yes.

> "Pornos? Awwww shiggs, we make great pets! We make great
> pets! Hell yes, I love Pornos and I'll do it!"

> Boorer claims that this will not interfere with his voice over
> work for Fox's "World's Craziest Bitches who Drive"
> nor his filming on the Star Wars second prequel as Darth Teeth.
> In fact, while prepping for "Spring Heeled Jizm", Boz
> relied on an unorthodoxed film for inspiration.

> "I watched Alex Proyas' Dark City because it reminds me of
> Perry Ferrel!" Boorer chimed. "We do make great pets
> and besides Porno for Pyros never got the most best due
> justice."

> Boorer admitted being nervous and had much to say about the
> script.

> "Sometimes a martini or three help me because Perry Ferrel
> is great and his Enit thing concert really showed us how to
> party because we make great pets!" Boorer chuckled while
> moonwalking. "However, the script is weird, there is no
> mention of Jane's Addiction, Lolapalooza and why are there so
> many subplots of nurses getting jazzed on and stuff? Who knew
> Perry had so much sex?"

> After filming, Borer plans to release a new CD based on The Full
> Monty2 and denies rumors that Moz digitally replaced him in the
> videos with a stuffed sockmonkey.

> "I'm going to be naked and having sex scenes, man we make
> GREAT PETS! Ha ha...I deny rumors that Moz digitally replaced me
> with a stuffed sockmonkey, we make great pets! Porno for Pyros
> rule!!! We make great pets, we make great pets."

> Morrissey could not be reached for comment but did hiss and kick
> the cameraman in the testicles. We make great pets indeed.
 
Re: Look up.

> I cant't believe your still @#!!! ing about on the message
> board you total @#!!! head prick.

And I can't believe YOU are still writing your in place of you're! Such a little thing, but the difference...

Besides you're letting the side down, this repeated abomination is almost as bad as 'American English' pfft!
 
Mangling English

Sorry dirty fat bitch, no one is in the mood for your waxing nostalgia since you are obviously outclassed...anyone can scream:

"@#!!! you screwhead and what you doing are going to you do about you do? You're mom sucked my dick and she your saw like what you do about it prick @#!!!ass n*****"

...feh

For Christ's sake, your English is worse than Somnium's. Or in your language "@#!!! you @#!!! @#!!! damn @#!!! screw niggers suck mom drippy drop @#!!!er"

Greasetea 2000!
 
greasetea's granmothers bones

hey i just dug up your granmothers bones and pissed on them the rotten old slag..............

your a sad sad excuse for a spanner....

i hope you dislocate your knee dancing to bryan adams you toolhead

god if morrissey knew he had muppet fans like you.... maybe he does and thats why he does not give a flying @#!!!.....cant say i blame him

> Sorry dirty fat bitch, no one is in the mood for your waxing
> nostalgia since you are obviously outclassed...anyone can
> scream:

> " @#!!! you screwhead and what you doing are going to you
> do about you do? You're mom sucked my dick and she your saw like
> what you do about it prick @#!!! ass n*****"

> ...feh

> For Christ's sake, your English is worse than Somnium's. Or in
> your language " @#!!! you @#!!! @#!!! damn @#!!!
> screw niggers suck mom drippy drop @#!!! er"

> Greasetea 2000!
 
Re: Mangling English

My, my you are a true vulgarian! Is that kind of language really necessary?
 
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