poor suzanne - just read this sorry "opinion" and tell me things are ok in suzanne-land

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This effort is so unintentionally hilarious it could almost be a clever parody of the angst-ridden slightly-too-serious teenybopper American Morrissey fan. In fact, perhaps it is. I really don't know but this is really one of the most dreary, self-important, fallacious and frankly patronising posts I think I've ever witnessed on this site, and that's saying quite a lot indeed.

Notice the witless ranting, the barely coherent thoughts, the self-important self-regarding self-references and most obviously the slight aroma of stale bedroom air, which indicates suzanne probably needs to open a window and purchase some apple blossom haze.

Enjoy.

"hello, and welcome to the world of msolo-fandom.

like most websites, we do have our share of retards. however, i think it's grown particularly bad recently.

for one thing, i think that since there is so much news that it entices these people to hang around constantly. in the process, they get bored and start things.

secondly, i think that this is the most contact they've had with morrissey. imagine being a fan for years on end, never getting a response to your fan mail, and then hanging out on a website that morrissey is not only aware of, but thanks to your efforts in being retarded and starting rumors and making up a bunch of shit just to troll, you help land the web administrator on Morrissey's shitlist.

they know that morrissey wouldn't otherwise give them the time of day, so this is their one shot at morrissey sitting up and taking notice of them.

i mean, isn't it interesting how they not only target David, but they go after the more recognizable personalities who frequent this place? There is evidence that certain people in particular were out to declare war on some of the frequent posters to intentionally drive them away so that they could have the cornerstone on being the smart and pretty one.

ok, so why should that matter to anyone here except for their belief that morrissey would sit up and take notice? otherwise, you would be busy trying to cultivate your own fanbase of readers instead of trying to drive them out.

more proof is that these people would post under certain names, but then troll anonymously and then pull the "it wasn't me" card even if everybody already knows its them. they can deny it all they want and they're going to figure that morrissey doesn't read closely enough to keep up with the saga of whose ISP belongs to whom, and who uses an anonymizer, or how frequently they post. all they know is that enough information has gotten back to him to piss him off, and that's their one accomplishment."
 
> This effort is so unintentionally hilarious it could almost be a clever
> parody of the angst-ridden slightly-too-serious teenybopper American
> Morrissey fan. In fact, perhaps it is. I really don't know but this is
> really one of the most dreary, self-important, fallacious and frankly
> patronising posts I think I've ever witnessed on this site, and that's
> saying quite a lot indeed.

> Notice the witless ranting, the barely coherent thoughts, the
> self-important self-regarding self-references and most obviously the
> slight aroma of stale bedroom air, which indicates suzanne probably needs
> to open a window and purchase some apple blossom haze.

> Enjoy.

> "hello, and welcome to the world of msolo-fandom.

> like most websites, we do have our share of retards. however, i think it's
> grown particularly bad recently.

> for one thing, i think that since there is so much news that it entices
> these people to hang around constantly. in the process, they get bored and
> start things.

> secondly, i think that this is the most contact they've had with
> morrissey. imagine being a fan for years on end, never getting a response
> to your fan mail, and then hanging out on a website that morrissey is not
> only aware of, but thanks to your efforts in being retarded and starting
> rumors and making up a bunch of shit just to troll, you help land the web
> administrator on Morrissey's shitlist.

> they know that morrissey wouldn't otherwise give them the time of day, so
> this is their one shot at morrissey sitting up and taking notice of them.

> i mean, isn't it interesting how they not only target David, but they go
> after the more recognizable personalities who frequent this place? There
> is evidence that certain people in particular were out to declare war on
> some of the frequent posters to intentionally drive them away so that they
> could have the cornerstone on being the smart and pretty one.

> ok, so why should that matter to anyone here except for their belief that
> morrissey would sit up and take notice? otherwise, you would be busy
> trying to cultivate your own fanbase of readers instead of trying to drive
> them out.

> more proof is that these people would post under certain names, but then
> troll anonymously and then pull the "it wasn't me" card even if
> everybody already knows its them. they can deny it all they want and
> they're going to figure that morrissey doesn't read closely enough to keep
> up with the saga of whose ISP belongs to whom, and who uses an anonymizer,
> or how frequently they post. all they know is that enough information has
> gotten back to him to piss him off, and that's their one
> accomplishment."

Like you couldn't have just replied to that in my thread
 
I thought it deserved a thread of its own. It's either the most ingenius or the most dreary post in the short, sad history of this site. I can't figure out which - is she serious? Is she doing a self-parody? I know not.
 
Re: mediocre minds always cling together

mediocre minds ... you're not Morrissey, so stop trying.
 
It is nothing to be proud of that you "posted it first" M.s S
 
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