The cast for Morrissey-solo.com has been picked!

[greasetea]

Hey guys, Boz Boorer just filled me in on the Paul Anderson (Dark Horizon, Mortal Kombat) porduction based on Daid T's own site. Amazing choices and Boz also wants to thank all 5 of you that showed up to his signing at CD Warehouse.

Golly gee.

David Tseng-Mr. T

Little Miss Curious-Faruza Balk

Fabricio-Jimmy Smits

Fake Gaz-Boz Boorer

Cinderella-Gwynth Paltrow

Mimi-Natasha Lyonne

Suzanne-Olympic Gold Gymnast Kerry "You can do eeet" Strug

Lifegaurd Sleeping-the lead singer from The Sundays..whatever her name is.

Dancing Jellybean-Sir Lancelot Link, secret chimp

Greasetea-Bruce Campbell (yay! gimme some sugar)

...wow, how does Boz get these scoops?

 

[Auntie T.]

> Hey guys, Boz Boorer just filled me in on the Paul Anderson
> (Dark Horizon, Mortal Kombat) porduction based on Daid T's own
> site. Amazing choices and Boz also wants to thank all 5 of you
> that showed up to his signing at CD Warehouse.

> Golly gee.

> David Tseng-Mr. T

> Little Miss Curious-Faruza Balk

> Fabricio-Jimmy Smits

> Fake Gaz-Boz Boorer

> Cinderella-Gwynth Paltrow

> Mimi-Natasha Lyonne

> Suzanne-Olympic Gold Gymnast Kerry "You can do eeet"
> Strug

> Lifegaurd Sleeping-the lead singer from The Sundays..whatever
> her name is.

> Dancing Jellybean-Sir Lancelot Link, secret chimp

> Greasetea-Bruce Campbell (yay! gimme some sugar)

> ...wow, how does Boz get these scoops?

You mean I didn't get the part? I auditioned for 'Greasetea' and was going to play it with half my brain tied behind my back just to make it believable.

 

[the ugly american]

> Hey guys, Boz Boorer just filled me in on the Paul Anderson
> (Dark Horizon, Mortal Kombat) porduction based on Daid T's own
> site. Amazing choices and Boz also wants to thank all 5 of you
> that showed up to his signing at CD Warehouse.

> Golly gee.

> David Tseng-Mr. T

> Little Miss Curious-Faruza Balk

> Fabricio-Jimmy Smits

> Fake Gaz-Boz Boorer

> Cinderella-Gwynth Paltrow

> Mimi-Natasha Lyonne

> Suzanne-Olympic Gold Gymnast Kerry "You can do eeet"
> Strug

suzanne?? i thought that part was played by fidel castro!

> Lifegaurd Sleeping-the lead singer from The Sundays..whatever
> her name is.

> Dancing Jellybean-Sir Lancelot Link, secret chimp

> Greasetea-Bruce Campbell (yay! gimme some sugar)

> ...wow, how does Boz get these scoops?

 

[Cinderella]

Re: I know what you're doing you know...

> Cinderella-Gwynth Paltrow

Do you enjoy making me want to vomit and experience feelings of murderous rage against you simultaneously? Hmm?!

I hate you sometimes titface.

And you eat disgusting things..."my names greasetea and I went to New York and I ate loads of disgusting raw fish..." Get with the program retard...food is better cooked. (Not that I consider dead fish to be food in the first place though...honestly...yeesh.)

 

[suzanne]

ugly american sez: Fidel W. Castro for Prez

> suzanne?? i thought that part was played by fidel castro!

sorry if i don't want you dying at the age of 30, poverty stricken and ravaged with rare malignancies from industrial pollution.

 

[the ugly american]

suzannethesocialist sez: Fidel 'Al' Castro for Prez

> sorry if i don't want you dying at the age of 30, poverty
> stricken and ravaged with rare malignancies from industrial
> pollution.

thanks for the concern, but i can take care of myself!(i still believe in the american dream)

 

[stimpy's BIG day!]

does castro listen to moz?

> thanks for the concern, but i can take care of myself!(i still
> believe in the american dream)

i just was trying to bring us back to ..... um .... oh yeah ... morissey. isn't that what everyone keeps saying we need to do?

 

[Suzanne]

Alfred W. Neumann for President!

> thanks for the concern, but i can take care of myself!(i still
> believe in the american dream)

well, my american dream is to be the All-American crackwhore, but the police shatter that dream weekly.

 

[the ugly american]

how charming!

> well, my american dream is to be the All-American crackwhore,
> but the police shatter that dream weekly.
i always suspected..........now i know!