Moz married with children???

[SSG]

My best friend e-mailed me about a conversation with a fellow Morrissey fan. This fan said that she'd have a big crush on him if he weren't married and didn't have a twentysomething daughter. Someone please tell me this girl is a few sarnies short of a picnic. If not, give me the details. Thanks.

[Sarah]

Yes, Morrissey is my father. He is a very good dad. We go to the movies together. And he buys me candy. Sweedish Fish. Yummy! he doesn't like my boyfriends, though. He claims they are 'vile in the extreme.'

> My best friend e-mailed me about a conversation with a fellow
> Morrissey fan. This fan said that she'd have a big crush on him
> if he weren't married and didn't have a twentysomething
> daughter. Someone please tell me this girl is a few sarnies
> short of a picnic. If not, give me the details. Thanks.

[somnium]

[Little Miss Curious]

> My best friend e-mailed me about a conversation with a fellow
> Morrissey fan. This fan said that she'd have a big crush on him
> if he weren't married and didn't have a twentysomething
> daughter. Someone please tell me this girl is a few sarnies
> short of a picnic. If not, give me the details. Thanks.

Didn't you know? I'm his wife! Blimey, I thought everybody knew that!

LMC x

[The Magic Fairy]

Moz has two children. They are called Little Billy and Little Barbara. They live in a cottage in the country, but he can't have a fish pond on case they fall in.

TMF x

[somnium]

See... I'm sure that Morrissey is married with his art, and about children... hmmmmm, His songs are good for you???... The rest is totally out of reality, ok?