Is this about Moz? (popbitch, bathroom TMI)

[somebody's luckless son]

is this about moz? if not who could it be about.

from popbitch

OK, enough ducks.
Everyones favourite litigious prophet of the new way apparently exhibits OCD by the charming ritual of using one hand (his non-clever one)for all bathroom activity from door to tap-turn, then washing only said hand. Charmingly, the source for this is actually someone who serves drinks, so that saves doing that gag then.
judy_in_disguise Wed 22 Feb 11:15, Reply

 

[Cream Cakes]

No Because On The Importance Of Being Moz It Quite Clearly Showed Moz Washing Both Hands.

 

[somebody's luckless son]

continued...

As I too thought.
Clarification was that apparently the hand is used to turn on the tap, then thrust under the water to wring itself like a one handed floor walker. (Apologies to anyone under forty for that outdated referance, but it amused me).
judy_in_disguise Wed 22 Feb 11:34, Reply

> is this about moz? if not who could it be about.

> from popbitch

> OK, enough ducks.
> Everyones favourite litigious prophet of the new way apparently exhibits
> OCD by the charming ritual of using one hand (his non-clever one)for all
> bathroom activity from door to tap-turn, then washing only said hand.
> Charmingly, the source for this is actually someone who serves drinks, so
> that saves doing that gag then.
> judy_in_disguise Wed 22 Feb 11:15, Reply

 

[somebody's luckless son]

Did it show him taking a piss as well?

I'm thinking that maybe this is his toilet behaviour instead of just washing his hands to eat (or whatever)

 

[Jones]

How is he a "litigious prophet of the new way"? It sounds more like someone from New Labour. Tony Blair?

 

[somebody's luckless son]

David Tseng would probably say Moz is litigious

and Moz is a prophet to many.

Who considers Blair a prophet?

 

[Jones]

Re: David Tseng would probably say Moz is litigious

David Tseng would be wrong as Morrissey has never sued him. Or anyone else as far as I know. Tony Blair does the fake vision thing very well. It's definitely a politician anyway.