The Brit Awards have killed me..again.

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Pitman

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Why do i do it to myself? It has that car crash syndrome to it. Every year i say never again but alas i watched some of it again and now feel violated, letting James Blunt's helium-esque voice into my bubblewrap brain matter...and *pop*

I didn't mind watching 'Ponce' as Morrissey once called him. Least he is worthy of leg-end status even though i was never into his purple one...as it were. He's only 3 foot 6 you know...with a heel too.

*pop*

The pits is indeed the brits, i hope the magic numbers won best beards as i didn't hang around for the last hour or so.
More cocks on show than a porn studio....oh yes take a bow Chris Martian.

So until next year this is Pitman on the Brits...
Time for a cuppa.
 
eralablism

Hats off to you!

> Why do i do it to myself? It has that car crash syndrome to it. Every year
> i say never again but alas i watched some of it again and now feel
> violated, letting James Blunt's helium-esque voice into my bubblewrap
> brain matter...and *pop*

> I didn't mind watching 'Ponce' as Morrissey once called him. Least he is
> worthy of leg-end status even though i was never into his purple one...as
> it were. He's only 3 foot 6 you know...with a heel too.

> *pop*

> The pits is indeed the brits, i hope the magic numbers won best beards as
> i didn't hang around for the last hour or so.
> More cocks on show than a porn studio....oh yes take a bow Chris Martian.

> So until next year this is Pitman on the Brits...
> Time for a cuppa.
 
Can't be bothered myself - if it was live perhaps and they invited Fleetwod & Fox back.

Obviously, I'll tune in next year to see Moz get his 4 awards
 
Re: shh, calm yourself, we will kill them all darling

"calm myself".

Who me??

Katie yer minx...bile keeps me old ticker tocking, just like him indoors.

Anyway nothing some Horlicks wouldn't soothe love...i always get past myself at pit-time.

So goodnight...thanks for coming.
 
hehe, i like you....then again i had to read that post twice. good sign
 
'A Hundred Orgasms a Day' on Channel 5 @ 11pm

Persistent Sexual Arousal is a little understood neurological condition where women suffer from constant physical arousal.

Mmm now shall i go have a peak?
I mean it's a documentary so therefore it must be educational...mustn't it?

btw thank you for you kind words Katie...is there a punchline?
 
I don't mean you will have by watching channel 5 all day

or maybe you will...if you like Steven Seagull or whatever his face is.
 
Re: I don't mean you will have by watching channel 5 all day
 
only a deeply phsycological one...look deeply between the narrow lines
 
Ever had a dog that so loved a blanket? Tartan of course, he was a Westie.
 
My look how the conversation takes itself for a walk.

Only in Mogsy land mind.
 
Re: only a deeply phsycological one...look deeply between the narrow lines

I hope you don't offer that sort of advice to Pete Doherty or impressionable small folk.
 
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