The game is up!!!!!!!

[jose]

Since i can no longer post under my suedo name any longer,yes i confess,my tights are off..........i am Martin Degville of Sique Sigue
sputnik.

[stepford wife 2]

[Mimi]

> Since i can no longer post under my suedo name any longer,yes i
> confess,my tights are off..........i am Martin Degville of Sique
> Sigue
> sputnik.

Who?

[pat.mckanevirgin.net]

> Who?

You must be very, very young m'dear. The Sputnik's were glam/techno/rock/arthouse ironists who appeared in the early 80's. They lasted about as long as a pair of spandex tights. They were quite good in a very crap kinda way. No, they were just crap.

[Mimi]

> You must be very, very young m'dear. The Sputnik's were
> glam/techno/rock/arthouse ironists who appeared in the early
> 80's. They lasted about as long as a pair of spandex tights.
> They were quite good in a very crap kinda way. No, they were
> just crap.

Oh dear....I was KIDDING you know and infact I'm stone-old! I remember them well, I recall they had kinda wild crazy freaky funky hairdos (well it was the 80's wasn't it) and the song was....errr..... well I can't remember the title but it went "shoot it up.....shoot it up...!" HA!! So - d'you wanna take me on in the dark childhood memories game??

[Mrs Peel]

Well cor blimey and luv a duck but we all went rahnd the 'ouses a bit to get that answer.

Thank you Jose/Martin. I hope that you keep your 'Love Missile F1-11' firmly in your trousers for the forseeable future.

Perhaps you could tell us all what you've been up to since those thrilling chart bound weeks in the mid eighties? Is it true that you put all the cash up your schnozz and had to work around Victoria station 'till you pulled a rich stockbroker who now keeps you in his dungeon in Virginia Water?

And as for the pedantic wanker who kept trying to wind me up for most of this evening... well let me remind you that sodomy is not a laughing matter ... even with a dartford tunnel arse like I'm sure that you are big and clever enough to posess.

[Mrs Peel]

I'd also like to point out that the whole process was about as pleasurable as having your anal hairs waxed....

[Mimi]

> Well cor blimey and luv a duck but we all went rahnd the 'ouses
> a bit to get that answer.

> Thank you Jose/Martin. I hope that you keep your 'Love Missile
> F1-11' firmly in your trousers for the forseeable future.

> Perhaps you could tell us all what you've been up to since those
> thrilling chart bound weeks in the mid eighties? Is it true that
> you put all the cash up your schnozz and had to work around
> Victoria station 'till you pulled a rich stockbroker who now
> keeps you in his dungeon in Virginia Water?

Wow aren't you charming??

> And as for the pedantic wanker who kept trying to wind me up for
> most of this evening... well let me remind you that sodomy is
> not a laughing matter ... even with a dartford tunnel arse like
> I'm sure that you are big and clever enough to posess.

If I was Cupid I'd know who to put you up with.....

[Mrs Peel]

> If I was Cupid I'd know who to put you up with.....

Who my dear? I hope he likes his starfish choclate flavoured.

Tell me, why Boy George? Close but no cigar....

[pedantic wanker]

> I'd also like to point out that the whole process was about as
> pleasurable as having your anal hairs waxed....

i know. can we do it again sometime?

go on. you know you want to.

[Mimi]

> Who my dear? I hope he likes his starfish choclate flavoured.

Well Greeaasetea, silly (that's only if Cinders lets him off)..... and I'm pretty sure he likes all weird things in this world. You could breed loads of little misbehaving kids together and then mess up your neighbourhood side by side. You'll make the Flodders look like saints.

> Tell me, why Boy George? Close but no cigar....

That was just a totally unfounded made-up guess. I guess visually it was quite close... Wild hair'n'make up you know

[Mrs Peel]

I'm truly touched

[Cinderella]

> I'm truly touched

Does this mean you're mental?

[Mimi]

> Does this mean you're mental?

You're just jealous, aren't you?? SHE WANTS HIM you know......harharhar---- (attempted diabolical laughter)

[Mrs Peel]

Confused... who wants who?

Not mental just simple...

[Mimi]

> Confused... who wants who?

> Not mental just simple...

That's ok, I'll explain it veeeery slowly then: YOU want Greasetea, with milk and sugar preferably and in case you didn't know you do now..... I'm sure Cinders won't mind. She has...errr.... moved on y'know.
So best of luck to you two!!

[Hussien Ben Sobar]

> Since i can no longer post under my suedo name any longer,yes i
> confess,my tights are off..........i am Martin Degville of Sique
> Sigue
> sputnik.

Did someone say Sique Sigue BUTTLICK? You all know Im the 31 year old man for the job.

[pat.mckanevirgin.net]

> Oh dear....I was KIDDING you know and infact I'm stone-old! I
> remember them well, I recall they had kinda wild crazy freaky
> funky hairdos (well it was the 80's wasn't it) and the song
> was....errr..... well I can't remember the title but it went
> "shoot it up.....shoot it up...!" HA!! So - d'you
> wanna take me on in the dark childhood memories game??

One of the Sput's went out with Janet Street Paawtah. Jesus, it just about sums it all up.

I'd rather not dig up memories of my childhood I still have nightmares about matron, the cane, cold porridge, spiders in the dorm, leaves on the track, Double Diamond and ten number 6.

Apologies for assuming you were a young 'un. From now on I will refer to you as Dame Mimi of Osteoporosis.

[Mimi]

> One of the Sput's went out with Janet Street Paawtah. Jesus, it
> just about sums it all up.

Janet Who?? ( and this time I'm serious, maybe I'm too young after all..)

> I'd rather not dig up memories of my childhood I still have
> nightmares about matron, the cane, cold porridge, spiders in the
> dorm, leaves on the track, Double Diamond and ten number 6.

Not to forget wounded knees and the bad guys in the playground.

> Apologies for assuming you were a young 'un. From now on I will
> refer to you as Dame Mimi of Osteoporosis.

If you please!!

[pat.mckanevirgin.net]

> Janet Who?? ( and this time I'm serious, maybe I'm too young
> after all..)

> Not to forget wounded knees and the bad guys in the playground.

> If you please!!

Dear Dame Mimi,

JS-P has been around for donkeys (and in and top of). The Janster has been linked to yoof cultcha and all things arty and now edits The Independent On Sunday. She is essentially a British nightmare without the relief of waking up. A bit like Nooo Labahhhh.

I take from your usage of the vernacular for the male of the species that you are from the United States of America. Janet will not mean a bean as is as right and fitting.