While doing a search for something else, I came across a quote and it brought
"The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores" to mind.
"No it's just more lock jawed pop stars
Thicker than pig shit, Nothing to convey
They're so scared to show intelligence
It might smear their lovely career"
"“You’d have to be as thick as pig shit to vote for this lot. So, they’re confident of success in Wales.”
Tommy Vance on the Natural Law Party and Welsh Devolution (News Slam, 27/4/99)"
I'm not "hip" to UK politics, so don't know how this character relates to Morrissey's views.