Why does Reg Plate have a picture of Codreanu on his User Profile page?

[july spawned a monster]

You're not the same person, are you?

[Codreanu]

I am also Mozzersgirl, amongst others

[mouthful_of_pie_]

someone managed to steal a few ID's here including mine.
It would be great if that could be fixed.

[mouthful_of_dick]

[mouthful_of_shite]

yes isn;t it a tragedy

[Someone Somewhere]

It has been rumoured that Reg Plate is really a Morrisey nom de plume, I can't confirm this but has anyone MET or SEEN Reg Plate? No, I thought not.........

[Grim O'Grady]

I think I caught a whiff of his quiff in Scotmid once but I could've been mistaken, he was by the frozen peas & talking to someone called Linder, but it was Tuesday & I had to get my tv times.

> It has been rumoured that Reg Plate is really a Morrisey nom de plume, I
> can't confirm this but has anyone MET or SEEN Reg Plate? No, I thought
> not.........

[Someone Somewhere]

Reg Plate went to mass and took confession. he went into the confessional and said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. While my wife was bending over the freezer I had lustful thoughts and had my way with her."

The Priest tried explaining that having sex with one's own wife was not a sin and forgiveness was not needed. Still, the man insisted that he felt guilty. So the priest told him to say three Hail Mary's and be on his way.

Next, the wife went into the confessional and said that while she was leaning over Reg his way with her. The priest asked her how long she had been married. She replied it was three years now. The priest tried to explain to her that it was quite proper for married people to have sex and that there was nothing to be guilty about. Still, the woman insisted that she felt guilty so the priest told her to say three Hail Mary's and think no more about it.

As she turned to leave, the woman asked the priest if her and her husband would be banned from the church.

"Banned from the church?! What gave you that idea?" the priest queried.

"Well," she said, "they banned us from Scotmid!"

[Grim O'Grady]

we could be morecombe & wise

[Someone Somewhere]

Thats Steptoe in the UK.

[Grim O'Grady]

haaaroooold

HHHAAAAaaaarrrRRRRRRRRRRRooooooooooLLLlllllllld

well it's goodnight from me...

Corries back on eh

> Thats Steptoe in the UK.

[Someone Somewhere]

Brand new 2 Ronnies at crimbo!!!!!!! best news since they unearthed 2 missing episodes of Dads Army!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Grim O'Grady]

> Brand new 2 Ronnies at crimbo!!!!!!! best news since they unearthed 2
> missing episodes of Dads Army!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

new 2 rons, next you'll be telling me they are bringing the goodies back for a one-off

[Someone Somewhere]

> new 2 rons, next you'll be telling me they are bringing the goodies back
> for a one-off

http://www.bbc.co.uk/broadband/mediawrapper/consoles/comedyxmas/bb_rm_console.shtml?pack1-

HAY HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Grim O'Grady]

the first thing I want to see on Crimbo morn is the TWO RENNIES!

>
> http://www.bbc.co.uk/broadband/mediawrapper/consoles/comedyxmas/bb_rm_console.shtml?pack1
> -

> HAY HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[darKesT staR]

Dunno if it'll worK! But here goesssss......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1970/tvclip.shtml

[Jo Jo70]

Yep it works! But its a bit of a teasing taster.
And just how sexy are those dungarees?
Dear old Bill Oddie. I prefer him in his current cuddly, wildlife watching format though.