Backgarden Gig Pulled Horror

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HE was booked to appear in my immaculate back garden. All was going to plan, the rider had been arranged (lavender water, freshly cut skinheads, mint juleps and organza thingys) and the cat had been neutered to prevent unlawful spraying of a demi-god.

Then I got the call from Morrissey HQ in LA. "Sorry you sad sad goon" the official began."Morrissey will not be able to fulfil his contractual obligations at this time." Tearfully I begged for clarification. Moz HQ then let slip the bombshell, "His Highness can't be arsed. Ta-ra chuck." A dead silence. Then more tears.

Oh well I can always get Scots rockers Travesty or new mad band they will know us by the trail of piss that we leave behind us as we get out of our urine soaked cots. Probably.
 
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