The Star and Garter Night (november)

[Girl Unafraid]

how would you recommend a friend to go to this night who is not into The Smiths/Morrissey?

She's 90% convinced, but I have a way to go yet.

(and if convinced, she might wear the Queen is Dead miniskirt dress that i daren't wear)

 

[remember, remember]

Tell her there are plenty of pissed up young men who will snog any old tart, she'll be there!!

 

[Ludwig Schnorr von Carolsfeld]

Is it the cute one I met?
Bring her!

 

[Girl Unafraid]

> Is it the cute one I met?
> Bring her!

ooooh erm, who are you then?

It could well be, she's flat out at the moment, can't take the pace, but i'm training her.

 

[Ludwig Schnorr von Carolsfeld]

I thought she was gorrrgeoussss.
The Hennessy is on the way!

 

[Girl Unafraid]

> I thought she was gorrrgeoussss.
> The Hennessy is on the way!

Are you talkin about Our Julie?

Yes I've convinced her to come to a smiths/moz night, even though the same venture with her sister turned into a complete disASSter.

I can't remember u meeting her, but she is gorgeous and in need of a good neet oot!

 

[get me tickets!]

does she take it up her fat ginger arse? i may come!

 

[Girl Unafraid]

no doubt you would, within seconds. but our julie has class, something lottery wins can't buy you

 

[Ludwig Schnorr von Carolsfeld]

That's her name, Julie. Incredibly attractive woman. Like yerseln, GU!
Have a wee dram o' Hennessy, hen!

 

[get me tickets!]

looks like fatty ginger "fizz" out of coronation street? I've had her, reeks of crab paste!

 

[get me tickets!]

how do you blind people type? i've always wondered, poor thing!

 

[Ludwig Schnorr von Carolsfeld]

Burst your penile warts, Ian, and leave the internet to people who are responsible.

 

[get me tickets!]

been there, done that, ate the juice!!!

 

[Ludwig Schnorr von Carolsfeld]

good man, try DRINKING the juice next time. yours is obviously as thick as molasses.

 

[get me tickets!]

no, you can't really DRINK it, you have to eat it off of a tissue, it's quite pungent!

 

[Ludwig Schnorr von Carolsfeld]

I'd say it's like the auld "SLIME" goo we used to buy as kids years ago. Probably the same colour.

 

[get me tickets!]

Correct, it stinks of bins, it's a weekly treat, i'll send you some, leave your details petal!

 

[Ludwig Schnorr von Carolsfeld]

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