~stab of the day~

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*THE GALLON DRUNK*

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name 5 other groups you listen to, your favorites, and i shall rate your list. remember choose wisely, these are your fav bands or artists. i will critique your lists, nerds!!

yours unentirely,
*THE GALLON DRUNK*

I WILL DEEM YOU WORTHY OR UNWORTHY OF THIS SITE AND IT'S PRIVILEDGES!
 
Other bands:

Joy Division/New Order
Gene Loves Jezebel
A Split Second
(Early) Depeche Mode
Nitzer Ebb

These are not the only ones, buy a few.

I personally will not be affected by your opinion, although it will be worthwhile to here such an "expert" opinion!

Cheers!
 
> name 5 other groups you listen to, your favorites, and i shall
> rate your list. remember choose wisely, these are your fav bands
> or artists. i will critique your lists, nerds!!

> yours unentirely,
> *THE GALLON DRUNK*

> I WILL DEEM YOU WORTHY OR UNWORTHY OF THIS SITE AND IT'S
> PRIVILEDGES!
Here is my list, although you may not be able to rate it because I doubt your knowledge of serious bands extends to these realms. If by chance you have heard of any of these bands then this post shall serve as the "master list" and you will need not rate any others. Good Luck!!!

1. Bon Jovi (old stuff only)
2. Spinal Tap
3. Kool and the Gang
4. Night Ranger
5. Flock of Seagulls
4.
 
good one, brett...

Okay... TOP 5 Non-Smiths bands... go! (sounds like a Nick Hornby bit)

1. Massive Attack
2. The Pixies
3. Pet Shop Boys
4. The Beatles
5. Joy Division-New Order
 
> 1. Bon Jovi (old stuff only)
> 2. Spinal Tap
> 3. Kool and the Gang
> 4. Night Ranger
> 5. Flock of Seagulls
> 4.

number 4 was so nice, you had to list it twice!

Good choices. Here are mine:

White Lion
Ratt
Stacy Q
Van Halen without David Lee Roth
David Lee Roth Without Van Halen
 
Shut your vagina mouth up you $hitlick. I would like to see you chained to the floor as everyone squats and releases liquidy diarrhea all over your clit looking nose ya monkeychip cookie. Listen snigglebumps, take your "five bands" questionairre and shove it way up your chibberbutt and be sure to figfug your liver and pancreas on the way. That way your insidelios will match the leprocy patched body of yours ya hinghang!

As for my five bands:

1. Raffi (baby beluga rocks)
2. New Monkees (Dino Kovas cummed all over your dog and liked it)
3. Debbie Gibson
4. DeBarge
5. The monkeys that made that dance version of the "hamster dance" song.

But I don't really give a T cell count what the hell you think you poor excuse for an aborted embryo. How I wish your mom miscarried you or the very least while you were being birthed out of her ass, your embryokel would zoom out and slap into the wall. Go to hell jackmutt!
 
other than morrissey this is my list of my 5 favourite artists:

Snoop Doggy Dogg
Belle and Sebastian
Black Sabbath
Frank Sinatra
Bach
Robert Johnson
Madredeus
John Lee Hooker
Lightin' Hopkins
Beatles
Massive Attack
Ramones

I hope you'll enjoy my list with 5 artists and bands and I'm waiting for your critic.

> name 5 other groups you listen to, your favorites, and i shall
> rate your list. remember choose wisely, these are your fav bands
> or artists. i will critique your lists, nerds!!

> yours unentirely,
> *THE GALLON DRUNK*

> I WILL DEEM YOU WORTHY OR UNWORTHY OF THIS SITE AND IT'S
> PRIVILEDGES!
 
Re: meeee tooooooo

> Frank Sinatra

OOOOooh Fabricio...me too!

> Massive Attack

Unfinished sympathy...yummers!
 
Re: well, well

> good one, brett...

> Okay... TOP 5 Non-Smiths bands... go! (sounds like a Nick Hornby
> bit)

> 1. Massive Attack
> 2. The Pixies
> 3. Pet Shop Boys
> 4. The Beatles
> 5. Joy Division-New Order

Ooooooh the pixies are super! The best album HAS to be doolittle, no?!
 
Re: well, well

> Ooooooh the pixies are super! The best album HAS to be
> doolittle, no?!

yeah... but i love them all, even the intergalagtic-themed "trompe le monde". Alec Eiffel is pure genius! "Bosa Nova" is beautiful, too. The Pixies really put the overrated Nirvana in their place, i think. Anybody can crank up guitars, but listening to The Pixies really proves that the "grunge" thing was nothing new, Black & Co. were there first... & doing it 100 X better!

-c
 
Re: ~Bach of the day~

> other than morrissey this is my list of my 5 favourite artists:

> Bach
J.S., C.P.E., or P.D.Q.?
 
Re: ~Vulgarity of the day~

> Shut your vagina mouth up you $hitlick. I would like to see you
> chained to the floor as everyone squats and releases liquidy
> diarrhea all over your clit looking nose ya monkeychip cookie.
> Listen snigglebumps, take your "five bands"
> questionairre and shove it way up your chibberbutt and be sure
> to figfug your liver and pancreas on the way. That way your
> insidelios will match the leprocy patched body of yours ya
> hinghang!

> As for my five bands:

> 1. Raffi (baby beluga rocks)
> 2. New Monkees (Dino Kovas cummed all over your dog and liked
> it)
> 3. Debbie Gibson
> 4. DeBarge
> 5. The monkeys that made that dance version of the "hamster
> dance" song.

> But I don't really give a T cell count what the hell you think
> you poor excuse for an aborted embryo. How I wish your mom
> miscarried you or the very least while you were being birthed
> out of her ass, your embryokel would zoom out and slap into the
> wall. Go to hell jackmutt!

Ah...David T.!...David T.!...WAKE UP! Are you asleep at the wheel? What happened to the guidlines @ the top of this page;
1. Be respectful when you post
2. Stick to the subject

I know I paraphrased a little but these are the parameters by which one should follow in order to post here! Please use your administrative license and delete posts such as Greasetea's post above mine!
 
Re: ~OO look at me everyone I'm so clever~

> J.S., C.P.E., or P.D.Q.?

You big pissface pedantic showoff know it all.

How 'bout you F.U.C.K.O.F.F.?

And quit your squealin' ya big grass...
 
I think using the word "pedantic "is pedantic!

> You big pissface pedantic showoff know it all.
Forgive me -- you obviously are threatened by knowledge because you know almost nothing!

> How 'bout you F.U.C.K.O.F.F.?
What exactly does that mean? Perhaps this is something that you DO know!

> And quit your squealin' ya big grass...
You have all the wit and charm of greasetea!
 
Re: meeee tooooooo

"dancing in the dark" is one of my favorites...... that blue eyes guy was cool...
 
Re: ~Bach of the day~

> J.S., C.P.E., or P.D.Q.?

Oh please, guy !!!! that was your fault... shame yourself...
 
> Other bands:

> Joy Division/New Order (bravo!)
> Gene Loves Jezebel ((ok)
> A Split Second (never heard of dem!--who are/were they?-i feel they may have been someone before or after a famous band???)
> (Early) Depeche Mode (bravo!)
> Nitzer Ebb (bravo for like 2, 3 years?)

> These are not the only ones, buy a few.

> I personally will not be affected by your opinion, although it
> will be worthwhile to here such an "expert" opinion!

> Cheers!
(4 out of 5 ain't bad for openers, i'll permit you to remain here and behave like a ninny. see, i'm not all that bad, i actually am a gentleman, entirely, a bit sauced but.....cheers.)

yours never,
*THE GALLON DRUNK*
 
learn how to count brett, 6 comes after 5, geek!(not worth my time!)

> Here is my list, although you may not be able to rate it because
> I doubt your knowledge of serious bands extends to these realms.
> If by chance you have heard of any of these bands then this post
> shall serve as the "master list" and you will need not
> rate any others. Good Luck!!!

> 1. Bon Jovi (old stuff only)
> 2. Spinal Tap
> 3. Kool and the Gang
> 4. Night Ranger
> 5. Flock of Seagulls
> 4.

(*WASTE OF BREATH*)
 
unlock the cellar door greaseball, and see a shrink!

> Shut your vagina mouth up you $hitlick. I would like to see you
> chained to the floor as everyone squats and releases liquidy
> diarrhea all over your clit looking nose ya monkeychip cookie.
> Listen snigglebumps, take your "five bands"
> questionairre and shove it way up your chibberbutt and be sure
> to figfug your liver and pancreas on the way. That way your
> insidelios will match the leprocy patched body of yours ya
> hinghang!

> As for my five bands:

> 1. Raffi (baby beluga rocks)
> 2. New Monkees (Dino Kovas cummed all over your dog and liked
> it)
> 3. Debbie Gibson
> 4. DeBarge
> 5. The monkeys that made that dance version of the "hamster
> dance" song.

(*waste of lide*)
> But I don't really give a T cell count what the hell you think
> you poor excuse for an aborted embryo. How I wish your mom
> miscarried you or the very least while you were being birthed
> out of her ass, your embryokel would zoom out and slap into the
> wall. Go to hell jackmutt!
 
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