I suspect that many here will have results similar to my own:
Book and Language Snob
You speak eloquently and have seemingly read every book ever published. You are a fountain of endless (sometimes useless) knowledge, and never fail to impress at a party.
What people love: You can answer almost any question people ask, and have thus been nicknamed Jeeves.
What people hate: You constantly correct their grammar and insult their paperbacks.
And if anyone is wondering, yes, I am having a damnable time trying to sleep...