> Are there any poets or musicians in the t.o. area that would¿ like to collaborate? Please post, and thank you kindly!
Here are my conditions:
You must have industry connections.
I will have complete creative control, and will chop away any part I don't like. I don't care who said they liked your song. If I think it's crap, then I'm right.
Your contributions will go uncredited no matter how much you have done.
You're name will be listed under the "thank you" section of the album under a pseudonym of your choice.
.....however, it can't be any name that your friends or relatives already call you....
You will hold the status of session musician, and will be playing off to the side when we go on the Conan O'brien show, just so the camera won't accidentally get you in the shot.
Your travel arrangements will have to made ahead of time with the Budget Rent-a-car, or whatever kind truckdriver you run across that doesn't mind hitch hikers....
....the treatment for all diseases resulting from such encounters will be your own responsibility. Damnit, I'm a musician, not a doctor.
For all the shows I play solo acoustic, you will be responsible for your own travel, accomodations, and ticket for admittance if you desire to see the performance. Backstage passes go at their usual price.
You will never critique me.
s.s.
yeah, I think that's fair.
