Texas is a big American state populated by Texans and cows and oil. But Texas is ALSO the name of a crappy scots rawk band. Texas the band are not the Lone Star State so this is where the contradiction arises.
Bradley Walsh is not scots, is not Sharleen Spiteri and is not a large tract of land. He is of course the devil. Slick showman on the outside, Beelzebub The Beast in the inner.
The Smiths-greatest band ever. Not one member was named Smith or even the matey "Smiffy".
Morrissey,solo artiste sadly neglected by record company "bigwigs".
Occasional big girls blouse and then ocasionally, even more occasionally, brilliant purveyor of popular music.
John Cougar Mellencamp. Needless to say Johnny Boy was no big cat.
If I can be arsed to think up any more popular music contradictions,I will. Goodnight.