Contradictions in popular music

[pat.mckanevirgin.net]

Texas is a big American state populated by Texans and cows and oil. But Texas is ALSO the name of a crappy scots rawk band. Texas the band are not the Lone Star State so this is where the contradiction arises.

Bradley Walsh is not scots, is not Sharleen Spiteri and is not a large tract of land. He is of course the devil. Slick showman on the outside, Beelzebub The Beast in the inner.

The Smiths-greatest band ever. Not one member was named Smith or even the matey "Smiffy".

Morrissey,solo artiste sadly neglected by record company "bigwigs".
Occasional big girls blouse and then ocasionally, even more occasionally, brilliant purveyor of popular music.

John Cougar Mellencamp. Needless to say Johnny Boy was no big cat.

If I can be arsed to think up any more popular music contradictions,I will. Goodnight.

[greasetea]

Hey Masturbator, do you realize that your observations are as valuable as Vanilla Ice's acting?

Jeebus monkshink, can you just shut your fat jowls and listen to yourself you self centered, egomaniacal, monkeyhumping, bottom barrel, heroin whore, fat gutted, rinky dink , wannabe gay, fly fishing, hoomba smelling snigglebumps? Apparently not Bill Gates lookalike.

Morrissey needs to sing Ouija Board to you and when the glass smashes, Boz will leap out and pull an Anthony Hopkins stab on you sans shower. Please dumdum, shut up and kill yourself moron!

[Cinderella Borgia]

> "bigwigs".

Do you think if I gets me a big hair piece this will make me impotant too?!