A hilarious joke for you all.

[IceNoodle]

Why do all you meat eaters persist in eating meat? It has been scientifically PROVEN that if you eat meat your BOWELS rot, and also inside each bit of meat is a little teensey weensey bit of Jim Bowen, of Bullseye and which you are all of course familiar. Also meat contains the chemicals LOP and PIT which are scientifically proven to turn your fingers into knives and thus making you unable to cradel birds upon your palms without piercing them. PLUS meat is proven to be the main protagonist in the invention of guns in ancient china a while ago and it also was in Adolf Hitler's stomach when he said something once. Right, now i've had my little "joke" i'm going to go and stop talking like bloody greasetea. Feel free to start a serious discussion around this.

Leo

[pat.mckanevirgin.net]

> Why do all you meat eaters persist in eating meat? It has been
> scientifically PROVEN that if you eat meat your BOWELS rot, and
> also inside each bit of meat is a little teensey weensey bit of
> Jim Bowen, of Bullseye and which you are all of course familiar.
> Also meat contains the chemicals LOP and PIT which are
> scientifically proven to turn your fingers into knives and thus
> making you unable to cradel birds upon your palms without
> piercing them. PLUS meat is proven to be the main protagonist in
> the invention of guns in ancient china a while ago and it also
> was in Adolf Hitler's stomach when he said something once.
> Right, now i've had my little "joke" i'm going to go
> and stop talking like bloody greasetea. Feel free to start a
> serious discussion around this.

> Leo

'Scuse me buster but if you have got a 'beef' with Mr Jim Bowen you had better watch your step. We all love Jimbo. He used to be a teacher y'know? He has got a lovely house somewhere oop north, I saw it on Through The Keyhole. That's a good show. Fancy getting paid to sniff around someones house and criticize their soft furnishings. A friend of mine did that once. He's inside for b&e. That Loyd "1L" Grossman get's away with murder dunnee?

Anyway, as I said to my good friend "Cockney" Frank Le Beouf....

[Transient]

it also
> was in Adolf Hitler's stomach when he said something once.
> Leo

Hitler was a vegetarian, he didn't smoke and he rarely drank.

[IceNoodle]

> 'Scuse me buster but if you have got a 'beef' with Mr Jim Bowen
> you had better watch your step. We all love Jimbo. He used to be
> a teacher y'know? He has got a lovely house somewhere oop north,
> I saw it on Through The Keyhole. That's a good show. Fancy
> getting paid to sniff around someones house and criticize their
> soft furnishings. A friend of mine did that once. He's inside
> for b&e. That Loyd "1L" Grossman get's away with
> murder dunnee?

> Anyway, as I said to my good friend "Cockney" Frank Le
> Beouf....

I did no way crit Bowen, my good man. I was simply commenting on the raw power that surges through his very veins. He IS beef. Check it out!

Leo

[Cinderella Borgia]

> it also

> Hitler was a vegetarian, he didn't smoke and he rarely drank.

And he had a lot of other quirky little habits to boot...say like mass murder, for instance...

[Transient]

> And he had a lot of other quirky little habits to boot...say
> like mass murder, for instance...

But I got the impression that it was vegetarians who are so righteous, yet Hitler was one?

[Avenging Angel]

> But I got the impression that it was vegetarians who are so
> righteous, yet Hitler was one?

yes we are all familiar with the whole Hitler/murder/vegetarian debate but you don't have to eat meat to hate humans. All the vegetarians I know are deeply unpleasant and usually rich and spoilt and have nothing better to do than harass innocent folks who are just doing what comes naturally. If we didn't eat animals there would be hundreds of them in the streets, jostling people at bus stops, I say kill them and eat them before they eat us.

[The Naked Carrot]

> I say kill them and eat them before they
> eat us.

Sounds like something that Hitler would say.