Why do all you meat eaters persist in eating meat? It has been scientifically PROVEN that if you eat meat your BOWELS rot, and also inside each bit of meat is a little teensey weensey bit of Jim Bowen, of Bullseye and which you are all of course familiar. Also meat contains the chemicals LOP and PIT which are scientifically proven to turn your fingers into knives and thus making you unable to cradel birds upon your palms without piercing them. PLUS meat is proven to be the main protagonist in the invention of guns in ancient china a while ago and it also was in Adolf Hitler's stomach when he said something once. Right, now i've had my little "joke" i'm going to go and stop talking like bloody greasetea. Feel free to start a serious discussion around this.