Moz lookalikes wanted

[Kevin Cummins]

Hi

Does anyone know of, or is anyone who posts on here, a Morrissey lookalike. They don't have to look like his long lost twin brother - but just bear a passing resemblance.
I'd prefer someone who lives in the south east - preferably London.
It's for part of a photo essay I"m working on. I need you to be available for a couple of hours shoot sometime before the end of July.

You might not think you look like Moz but maybe people tell you that you do.

Please e-mail me direct.

Cheers

Kevin

[Tingle]

I wish.

Give me a call when you need a Harry Hill lookie-likie!

> Hi

> Does anyone know of, or is anyone who posts on here, a Morrissey
> lookalike. They don't have to look like his long lost twin brother - but
> just bear a passing resemblance.
> I'd prefer someone who lives in the south east - preferably London.
> It's for part of a photo essay I"m working on. I need you to be
> available for a couple of hours shoot sometime before the end of July.

> You might not think you look like Moz but maybe people tell you that you
> do.

> Please e-mail me direct.

> Cheers

> Kevin

[Grim O'Grady]

Tingle, couldn't you do Harry doing Morrissey circa 'Stars in your eyes' malarkey? Well it would put a comical tinge on Kevins project eh?

Grim

> I wish.

> Give me a call when you need a Harry Hill lookie-likie!

[Kevin Cummins]

Disappointed in the lack of Mozness around. Surely someone knows someone who still looks like Moz circa 1983. Or has it all gone pear shaped - literally - and you've all settled down and become complacent couch potaotes - or something

[Mr.IMproper PIMP of the fuckin nation...and proud fan of yoshinoya]

> Disappointed in the lack of Mozness around. Surely someone knows someone
> who still looks like Moz circa 1983. Or has it all gone pear shaped -
> literally - and you've all settled down and become complacent couch
> potaotes - or something

You can always try tracking down that dude that always wins the contests at the moz conventions in L.A. every year? he looks alot like his PIMPship

[NFD]

> You can always try tracking down that dude that always wins the contests
> at the moz conventions in L.A. every year? he looks alot like his PIMPship

yeah but he hardly looks like Morrissey in 1983. He changes like the pimpship changes. I wonder if he has purchased a $4,000 suit for this years contest....

[Grim O'Grady]

do you pair of thickos truly believe that Morrissey would like to be known as pimp? Ffs I'm sure he'd rather be called Steve than that, is it just some childish American thing?

> yeah but he hardly looks like Morrissey in 1983. He changes like the
> pimpship changes. I wonder if he has purchased a $4,000 suit for this
> years contest....

[Mr.IMproper PIMP of the fuckin nation...and proud fan of yoshinoya]

> do you pair of thickos truly believe that Morrissey would like to be known
> as pimp? Ffs I'm sure he'd rather be called Steve than that, is it just
> some childish American thing?

Do you one armed tubby fat slobs really believe morrissey would like you to "steal" his concert footage and then sell it to folks here for high dollars and then he not get any cut of the cash?? Must be a retarded fat slob thing to do??

[NFD]

I just wanted to write that as I find it an absurd and rediculous charaterization. Still I never cared for your picture of morrissey holding a sign stating something about peadophilia either...

I guess I should post more about leaving that salmon bowl. dont care for it. yuck!

OMG thats so funny LOL

TGIF.

[Mr Improper Pimp of Kindergartens Everywhere And Sucker of Purple Crayons]

> Do you one armed tubby fat slobs really believe morrissey would like you
> to "steal" his concert footage and then sell it to folks here
> for high dollars and then he not get any cut of the cash?? Must be a
> retarded fat slob thing to do??

They don't use dollars here in England. Never mind "high dollars" whatever kind of currency that is.

Go and google what Morrissey's views of bootlegs are. Go on, I dare you!

[suzanne]

> Disappointed in the lack of Mozness around. Surely someone knows someone
> who still looks like Moz circa 1983. Or has it all gone pear shaped -
> literally - and you've all settled down and become complacent couch
> potaotes - or something

i think about 10 people actually read the discussion board. why not give this to davidt as a news item?

i can't help coz i'm female, i don't look like moz of any era, and i live in austin.

[Grim O'Grady]

it's a shame you know fuck-all about Morrissey otherwise you'd know his opinion on bootlegs & secondly how can I be ripping anyone off from here, I do not force anyone to purchase anything off me, I offer it for a price if anyone doesn't agree with the price then they don't buy, it's simple as that, obviously you are too simple to understand that, you prick! Here's another simple maths question for you thicko, I went to over a dozen Morrissey gigs (in 3 different countries) last year average ticket price (inc booking fee) £30 each, of those gigs only two of them happened to be in my area, so for the 10 or so other gigs I had to travel to & arrange hotel accomodation (except the Edinburgh gig), now if I choose to miss out on all the fun of being carefree in a gig by filming it & having the possibility of my camcorder being a) taken by security. b) broken. So work out the costs!
I also unlike you happen to buy all Morrisseys releases (do you even know what a promo is, nevermind the cost of them?), I even know the words to the songs, shame you can't say the same.

> Do you one armed tubby fat slobs really believe morrissey would like you
> to "steal" his concert footage and then sell it to folks here
> for high dollars and then he not get any cut of the cash?? Must be a
> retarded fat slob thing to do??

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation...and to grim's slappa mum]

> I also unlike you happen to buy all Morrisseys releases (do you even know
> what a promo is, nevermind the cost of them?), I even know the words to
> the songs, shame you can't say the same.

Yeah yeah, I do the same. Im well aware of what "promos" are fatso. I have a few myself.

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation...and to grim's slappa mum]

> I just wanted to write that as I find it an absurd and rediculous
> charaterization. Still I never cared for your picture of morrissey holding
> a sign stating something about peadophilia either...

> I guess I should post more about leaving that salmon bowl. dont care for
> it. yuck!

> OMG thats so funny LOL

> TGIF.

He sure did though. Thats why he's a useless shitdick.

[Kevin Cummins]

Thanks Suzanne.
Just done it
Kx

[GU Grim O'Grady]

how about this guy.

except you can't see his face for the girl tonguing him.

ha.




lookylikey

[Uncleskinny]

> how about this guy.

> except you can't see his face for the girl tonguing him.

> ha.

I thought of him as soon as the question was asked - what's his name? He was in that Guardian artifcle too.

Sk.

[Girl Unafraid]

> I thought of him as soon as the question was asked - what's his name? He
> was in that Guardian artifcle too.

> Sk.

Not sure skinny-malinks. Not seen him at the S&G in ages either. He was at "the other smiths" last seen.

Maybe send out an appeal via the S&G website too.

[Kevin Cummins]

The guy in the foreground's good. If anyone can get in touch I'd appreciate it. Cheers

[Moz23rd]