Tori Amos Slags Off Morrissey....

[The Goat]

.....And in Manchester too!

In tonight's Manchester Evening News there is a review of a gig by Tori Amos at the Apollo over the weekend.
It was a decent enough review, finishing with the following
'and finished off with a crowd pleasing performance of Oasis' ''Dont Look Back In Anger''
Heck, there was even time for an expletive-laden rant against Manc legend Morrissey'.

No idea what she said, did anyone go or know of anyone who went?
The Goat

[Ca-KeS]

[king leer]

[jenna]

> .....And in Manchester too!

> In tonight's Manchester Evening News there is a review of a gig by Tori
> Amos at the Apollo over the weekend.
> It was a decent enough review, finishing with the following
> 'and finished off with a crowd pleasing performance of Oasis' ''Dont Look
> Back In Anger''
> Heck, there was even time for an expletive-laden rant against Manc legend
> Morrissey'.

> No idea what she said, did anyone go or know of anyone who went?
> The Goat

This is what she said:
"... and it's not The Smiths. Piss off... It's not Morrissey because he pissed me off. I'll tell you why. (audience: He's a fuckhead!) That's right. Let me tell you why... fuck off! Great band... I can't believe I'm having this conversation with you people. I'm coming out of a tv show, right, it's forever ago, and he's walking past me, this little short guy, and I'm walking past and I have heels on, so I can say that. And I look back and I just said, 'Hey man, you've written great songs.' He said, 'What the fuck do you know?'
What the fuck do I know, motherfucker, who are you trying to sell records to in america you small-dick motherfucker? We never spoke again. So I'm not doing his song. But I like the band and I listen to the songs, but this is somebody else..."

She said it with humor, btw.

[Johnny]

> This is what she said:
> "... and it's not The Smiths. Piss off... It's not Morrissey because
> he pissed me off. I'll tell you why. (audience: He's a fuckhead!) That's
> right. Let me tell you why... fuck off! Great band... I can't believe I'm
> having this conversation with you people. I'm coming out of a tv show,
> right, it's forever ago, and he's walking past me, this little short guy,
> and I'm walking past and I have heels on, so I can say that. And I look
> back and I just said, 'Hey man, you've written great songs.' He said,
> 'What the fuck do you know?'
> What the fuck do I know, motherfucker, who are you trying to sell records
> to in america you small-dick motherfucker? We never spoke again. So I'm
> not doing his song. But I like the band and I listen to the songs, but
> this is somebody else..."

> She said it with humor, btw.

There is not a hope in hell that Moz said "What The fuck do you know" but if head it would his best one-liner in yonks

What does she mean short guy ?.I'm sure Morrissey is just under 6 foot.

[flawed again]

>> She said it with humor, btw.

Yes, she sounds hilarious.
I presume we just have a different sense of humour.
That is just sick.
How long has she been allowed out?

[Jenna]

> Yes, she sounds hilarious.
> I presume we just have a different sense of humour.
> That is just sick.
> How long has she been allowed out?

Lord. Morrissey has said some pretty vicious things about other artists... calm down. She said it in a carefree way.

[Danny]

Stupid bitch!

Doesn't he (and us fans) get enough crap without fellow artist making stuff up about him?

[Danny]

He doesn't make stuff up though does he?

[Theo van Gogh Martyrs Brigade]

> This is what she said:
> "... and it's not The Smiths. Piss off... It's not Morrissey because
> he pissed me off. I'll tell you why. (audience: He's a fuckhead!) That's
> right. Let me tell you why... fuck off! Great band... I can't believe I'm
> having this conversation with you people. I'm coming out of a tv show,
> right, it's forever ago, and he's walking past me, this little short guy,
> and I'm walking past and I have heels on, so I can say that. And I look
> back and I just said, 'Hey man, you've written great songs.' He said,
> 'What the fuck do you know?'
> What the fuck do I know, motherfucker, who are you trying to sell records
> to in america you small-dick motherfucker? We never spoke again. So I'm
> not doing his song. But I like the band and I listen to the songs, but
> this is somebody else..."

Ha! What an embellished load of crap that is!! I wish he had said it but I just can't picture that quote coming out of his lips in that scenerio. Although I'm sure he thought it.

[flawed again]

> Lord. Morrissey has said some pretty vicious things about other artists...
> calm down. She said it in a carefree way.

Yes, he may have wished some dead.
This is something else though.
She is challenging someone in a personal, vindictive, hurtful manner.
There is a vast difference in saying "I wish you to die in a fateful road crash", and casting aspersions on the "individual".

Anyway, he knows he's not lacking in height in any department.
Obviously she is.

It shouldn't matter.

But, sadly, unfeeling bastards don't realise the harm they do.

I hope she rots in hell with her sense of "ego inflated humour".

Is she on drugs?

If so, please advise, which to avoid.

[Jenna]

> Stupid bitch!

> Doesn't he (and us fans) get enough crap without fellow artist making
> stuff up about him?

Are you serious? Why do you think he gets so much crap? He's not an innocent; he can take care of himself.
As for Tori, she's not known to make up stories. If you would listen to the clip (which is available), you would hear that she was joking around. The audience knew that; no one is saying he (or she) said those words verbatim.

[Hey, would you ever believe that I would leave you, standing out in the cold? Frankly..yes.]

> Are you serious? Why do you think he gets so much crap? He's not an
> innocent; he can take care of himself.
> As for Tori, she's not known to make up stories. If you would listen to
> the clip (which is available), you would hear that she was joking around.
> The audience knew that; no one is saying he (or she) said those words
> verbatim.

So why bother reporting the crap then.

We only deal in "verbatim" in these parts.

Have you seen our lawyers?

Admittedly they use different names each day, but believe me.
They are "mean" business.

The majority are injecting one substance or another as we speak.
Prescribed by our resident "Bovine Vet" Cod you know.

Checked out the weight of beef in your region lately?

Well it's all down to "one man".

[Lon]

> Yes, he may have wished some dead.
> This is something else though.
> She is challenging someone in a personal, vindictive, hurtful manner.
> There is a vast difference in saying "I wish you to die in a fateful
> road crash", and casting aspersions on the "individual".

> Anyway, he knows he's not lacking in height in any department.
> Obviously she is.

> It shouldn't matter.

> But, sadly, unfeeling bastards don't realise the harm they do.

> I hope she rots in hell with her sense of "ego inflated humour".

> Is she on drugs?

> If so, please advise, which to avoid.
Uh, I met Morrissey in Portland ORE USA and he is over 6ft. tall. Tori Amos is wrong. He was totally nice and held my hand for a long time. He didn't shake my hand like normal business ppl do. So, I disagree with Tori.

[Yes we did have an eventful youth in the 70's]

> Uh, I met Morrissey in Portland ORE USA and he is over 6ft. tall. Tori
> Amos is wrong. He was totally nice and held my hand for a long time. He
> didn't shake my hand like normal business ppl do. So, I disagree with
> Tori.

Good to know.
He didn't shake my hand like normal business people do either.
Isn't that strange.

Thank you for "shaking my hand" though Morrissey.

No one has shaken it quite as well since.

Come Armageddon Come!

[so sick of morrissey]

From what she said it sounds as she WAS a fan of Morrissey. Imagine how that must have felt for her. He's such an offensive arrogant man!

I am going to burn all my Morrissey CD's and hope that his future is as unpleasant as he is!

[NFD]

[so sick of morrissey]

Morrissey HATES women thats becoming pretty obvious!

[please]

[Mike]

Well maybe he thought she was just a kid from those ugly new houses who could never begin to know........