fao theo von cock

[vinegar tits]

oh theo, i am so sad and lonely. i am in my late 30's, have saggy tits and stretchmarks, and haven't had a fuck since my basket case brother topped himself a couple of months back because he never got over being a mental freak who was shagging his pig-ugly sister. i'd love to meet you because you are the only one who understands me and talk to me as if i was normal. don't blame my brother and me for being sick twisted fucks, after all, we do live in buttfuck ohio and there's not much to do. i've got to go now and fix my baby/burden some eggs over easy and grits before i put a pillow over it's face. i hate my life.

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[theo von cock]

hmmm, late 30's..... you do realise i am fresh out of school? i thought you'd know that from my absurdly immature posts and by how worked up i get over things that don't matter. haven't you noticed i don't have a single original thought in my stupid little spotty inbred head? i simply repeat parrot-fashion the current Republican Party position on everything. it's easy, all i have to do is type "braindead fuckwit" into google and it gives me everything i need. i just cut 'n' paste, and robert's your mother's brother!
so i guess we're both as pathetic and stupid as each other...... let's kill ourselves. you first.

[~Bertie's saggy old tits and stretchmarks]

[plastic gangsta]

fuckity fuck ass stain your mother is a prostitute she makes me wompom. yes, i am as ridiculous as i appear. i like mini-pops. i save pics of them to look at while other people are busy having a life. i'm a white middle class fool who wishes he was a drug dealing black pimp.




http://www.geocities.com/minipopsmagic/

[Jeff's corpse]