Escort Wanted for Star & Garter tomorrow night

[Chrissie]

Me and my sister are venturing up north to Manchester and are hopeing to make it to the smiths Disco.

Have heard that it's a bit of a rough area at night so were wondering if there were are any gentlemen here who would be willing to escort us?

Of course we'll reward you with a pint.

Thanks in advance.

 

[Someone]

> Me and my sister are venturing up north to Manchester and are hopeing to
> make it to the smiths Disco.

> Have heard that it's a bit of a rough area at night so were wondering if
> there were are any gentlemen here who would be willing to escort us?

> Of course we'll reward you with a pint.

> Thanks in advance.

I'm sure there'll be a fat spotty boy willing to meet your request in exchange for a quick feel

 

[Manchester Neil]

Dunno where you're coming from but you'd better get there before 9 to guarantee getting in.

& don't bother fearing for your life- it ain't that bad in Manchester.

> Me and my sister are venturing up north to Manchester and are hopeing to
> make it to the smiths Disco.

> Have heard that it's a bit of a rough area at night so were wondering if
> there were are any gentlemen here who would be willing to escort us?

> Of course we'll reward you with a pint.

> Thanks in advance.