happy july 4th (eat $hit redcoats..bar Cinderseller)

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greasetea

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i dont care if i am being an insensitive, self-centered, egotistical, no brain, lame ass, american sloth!

If I was in the UK, the third thing I would do is walk up to the nearest Brit and say, "Hey Dude, do you think you can tell me where the nearest piss room is, I am drunk..whooooooooooooweeeeeeee pard'ner" in an obnoxious Southern Drawl with wannabe surfer undertone language real loud as if i am implying you can't understand me and then cap it off with , "WE KICKED your ass wicky wicky british dude"

the seventh thing I would do is pee wee wee all over the mosaic to show my appreciation for his prolific releases of "best of.." albums.

Stop it already and the rest of you mooks can diggerydo my celery neck ya pin-stripped fookfaces.

..oh i retract that statement that it tastes like vinegar, it tatses more like an overripe slab of cheddar (depending on racist you are).
 
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