Shirly Brassy is shit..The only guy that sings it properly is Gerry Marsden

[Seriously Flowered]

[Codreanu]

Speaking of Gerry Marsden, how nice it would be to "ferry 'cross the Mersey" with you, Flawed.
Albeit, ferrying INTO the Mersey would be preferable.

I hope that you are not able to swim either.

Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine.

[Seriously Flowered]

>Albeit, ferrying INTO the Mersey would be preferable.

> I hope that you are not able to swim either.

> Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine.

An offer I cannot refuse.
Where does it all come from Codreanu?
You really are quite unbelievable.
Why didn't I think of that "Ferrying INTO the Mersey" has a far happier ring.
Don't you agree?

I shall of course, sink like a brick.
Promise.

[Codreanu in D Minor - Seriously Hung-Over]

> An offer I cannot refuse.
> Where does it all come from Codreanu?
> You really are quite unbelievable.
> Why didn't I think of that "Ferrying INTO the Mersey" has a far
> happier ring.
> Don't you agree?

> I shall of course, sink like a brick.
> Promise.

"When I was seven, my father said to me:
'But you can't swim.'
And I never dreamed of the sea again"
--Smog

I just remembered that I am ABLE to swim after all -- mostly ungraceful flailing.
As my arms would likely be about you anyway, survival would be assured. Maybe, for the time, we would welcome preservation.
What am I saying? I am delerious.