Why was it necessary to begin the DVD with that Habib and his 2'1'' GF?

[Dirty Sanchez]

First off, dude was major gay and his midget ass girlfriend totally reeked of poseurdom. Second, if they felt it was necessary to include a stan commentary in the beginning, why didn't they interview someone from Manchester. It would have made much more sense. But whatever, the performance was nice. In other news, Morrissey stan, Abrahan, was saddened to find out the footage of him standing outside of Morrissey's house in LA for 3 days straight didn't make it to cut for the DVD extras.

[Abrahan]

funny shit man... funny shit.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Because if it was sarcasm, you should have just posted "funny shit...dick." You know its so hard to figure out peoples' emotions over such an impersonal medium such as this.

[Abrahan]

I laugh at everyone who uses me as a target... I know it is a BIG target...