A short excerpt from Otto Leisner's soon to be published "A Morrissey Hand Book" (Routledge & Keegan Paul, London):
"If inquizzitively asked the question "which is your favourite..." the obsessive Morrissey fan should at the very least be able to provide the following answers without any kind of hesitation:
art form: Mozaics
boy-racer: Mozz, Stirling
city: Mozcow or Moztar (on Fridays)
composer: Mozart, W.A.
faith: Mozlem or Mozaic (Morrissey has forgiven both)
intelligence service: Mozzad
racist: Mozley, Oswald (as known from the disco)
revolutionary: Mozzadeq, Muhamed
suggestions such as: "detective: Morze" or "film: Marrzattacks" do not qualify!"