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    Martin A. Hansen
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    Default New book on Moz

    A short excerpt from Otto Leisner's soon to be published "A Morrissey Hand Book" (Routledge & Keegan Paul, London):

    "If inquizzitively asked the question "which is your favourite..." the obsessive Morrissey fan should at the very least be able to provide the following answers without any kind of hesitation:

    animal: Mozquito
    art form: Mozaics
    boy-racer: Mozz, Stirling
    building: Mozque
    car: Mozkvitch
    cheese: Mozzarella
    city: Mozcow or Moztar (on Fridays)
    composer: Mozart, W.A.
    country: Mozambique
    faith: Mozlem or Mozaic (Morrissey has forgiven both)
    intelligence service: Mozzad
    plant: mozz
    prophet: Mozes
    racist: Mozley, Oswald (as known from the disco)
    revolutionary: Mozzadeq, Muhamed
    wine: Mozelle

    suggestions such as: "detective: Morze" or "film: Marrzattacks" do not qualify!"

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    Abrahan
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    Default Religion: MOZZERY...


  3. #3
    suzanne
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    > A short excerpt from Otto Leisner's soon to be published "A Morrissey
    > Hand Book" (Routledge & Keegan Paul, London):

    > "If inquizzitively asked the question "which is your
    > favourite..." the obsessive Morrissey fan should at the very least be
    > able to provide the following answers without any kind of hesitation:

    > animal: Mozquito
    > art form: Mozaics
    > boy-racer: Mozz, Stirling
    > building: Mozque
    > car: Mozkvitch
    > cheese: Mozzarella
    > city: Mozcow or Moztar (on Fridays)
    > composer: Mozart, W.A.
    > country: Mozambique
    > faith: Mozlem or Mozaic (Morrissey has forgiven both)
    > intelligence service: Mozzad
    > plant: mozz
    > prophet: Mozes
    > racist: Mozley, Oswald (as known from the disco)
    > revolutionary: Mozzadeq, Muhamed
    > wine: Mozelle

    > suggestions such as: "detective: Morze" or "film:
    > Marrzattacks" do not qualify!"

    i hope the entire book isn't going to be like this. if so, let me announce the publication of my new coffeebook: "Potato Chips that resemble Morrissey"

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    the man with no arms
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  5. #5
    the man with no arms
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    Hmmmm....
    otto leisner?!? kan det nu også være rigtigt?

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    Janey
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    How 'bout...
    Favourite Web browser: Mozilla

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