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  1. #1
    I'm seriously flawed I am
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    Default Who's nicked me guest book?

    I had 50 pages of unmitigated porn and shit to post tonight and some buggers hidden me pen.

  2. #2
    Codreanu
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    > I had 50 pages of unmitigated porn and shit to post tonight and some
    > buggers hidden me pen.

    If you like, you could mail them to me. I need some good bedtime reading. The Vatican no longer publishes the Index of Forbidden Books so us men of the cloth are now allowed to read titulating material.

  3. #3
    I'm seriously flawed I am
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    Default Re: Who's nicked me guest book?

    > If you like, you could mail them to me. I need some good bedtime reading.
    > The Vatican no longer publishes the Index of Forbidden Books so us men of
    > the cloth are now allowed to read titulating material.

    Well, don't say I haven't warned you Father.
    Have you got the keys to the cupboard?
    You may require an extra bottle.

  4. #4
    Codreanu
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    > Well, don't say I haven't warned you Father.
    > Have you got the keys to the cupboard?
    > You may require an extra bottle.

    Whatever be the content, it could not possibly rival the posts on the Idaho message board in obscenity --mostly geriatric gay-porn, and graphic depictions of horse sex.

    An extra bottle? As long as you are here to help me finish it. I am sure that you have a lovely reading voice...

  5. #5
    I'm seriously flawed I am
    Guest

    Default Re: Who's nicked me guest book?

    > Whatever be the content, it could not possibly rival the posts on the
    > Idaho message board in obscenity --mostly geriatric gay-porn, and graphic
    > depictions of horse sex.

    > An extra bottle? As long as you are here to help me finish it. I am sure
    > that you have a lovely reading voice...

    The Vatican has certainly moved with the times. "The Idaho Message Board"?

    Yes, I do indeed have a lovely reading voice although I feel this material is best left to ones own imagination and savoured.

    Don't think of cheating though and skipping from page 1 to 550 or you will miss the whole raison d'etre.

    The anti-climax running through the middle chapters is the most depressing part.

    If you manage to reach the epilogue. Have a drink for me.

    You may even care to explain what the hell it was all about.

    Good reading.

  6. #6
    Codreanu
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    Default Re: Who's nicked me guest book?

    > Yes, I do indeed have a lovely reading voice although I feel this material
    > is best left to ones own imagination and savoured.

    > Don't think of cheating though and skipping from page 1 to 550 or you will
    > miss the whole raison d'etre.

    Oh, I would not think of peeking at the final page. I dislike when erotic narratives are spoiled by a premature conclusion.

    Besides, did not you tell me once that "the end remains to be written?" I certainly hope that it does.

    To think, that a prude such as I would possess such a prurient imagination.
    "The imagination is the only place in the universe where it is possible to live" -- Nicolas Gomez Davila

    I will see you on the roof.

  7. #7
    darkened underpants
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    Default Re: Who's nicked me guest book?

    > I had 50 pages of unmitigated porn and shit to post tonight and some
    > buggers hidden me pen.

    where has the GB gone?

  8. #8
    editor
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    > where has the GB gone?

    I was wondering that.

  9. #9
    Rain Man
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    Default Re: Who's nicked me guest book?

    David has tanken the link down... It is still there

  10. #10
    boy racer
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    Default Re: Who's nicked me guest book?

    > David has tanken the link down... It is still there

    Why?

  11. #11
    ugly new houses
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    Default Re: Who's nicked me guest book?

    > Why?

    Someone was posting porn i heard.

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