Boz Boorer's new top 10 list of the coolest Asians

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greasetea

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Well hello Mr. fancy-pants, apparently Boz Boorer likes me so much he has taken to e-mailing me more gobbledygook and carl jung-ie stuff: stop it you idiot!

"Hallo Grizzletea you big fried green tomato chicken $hit..ho ho, that makes you a fried chicken..you buggy chicken..CHICKEN..moo! Moo! I'm Greasetea a chicken! Moo! come catch me, moooooo! Vickers, a chicken..make you cry yet you big chicken..MOO!

ANyhowzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-eea, here's is my list of top 10 Asians

1. Bruce Lee
2. CHow Yun Fat
3. David Tseng
4. Jet Li
5. Jennifer Love Hewitt
6. Godzilla
7. Miki Berenyi (i love lush..and i love being a lush..hee he, i am clever very much wits about yes?)
8. Jackie Chan (that guy eats like so much Lo-Mein..mmm, Lo-mein)
9. Egg Rolls
10. General Tso's Chicken

Those are my top 10 Chinese foods...wait a minute, awww dammit, what the hell, i screwed it up. Maybe you wont notice, your stupid anyways Greasetea. Piss on me once, shame on you. Piss on me twice, and you not cool..hoootie hoo"

What the hell did I do to deserve this?
 
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