New Morrissey Fanzine Launch - "A Chance To Shite"

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Reg Plate

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I wanna be the new Julia so I have decided to Launch My own Fanzine - "A Chance To Shite" contributions always welcomed.

Cheers,

Reg
 
My Shite Story Submission...

Shite Exclusive: Morrissey Tears All Ties with Manager Jed Weitzman

Morrissey has admitted to my sources that he has torn all
ties with his manager Jed Weitzman.

Upon further investigation, Morrissey had this to say, "It's true.
I adore Jed but he has one major flaw -- he dresses like a retired
machinist from Akron."

Morrissey's major issue seems to be Weitzman's novelty tie collection
which he has kept and preserved over the years since he was 13. He
continues to wear them in public when he is out with his dapper client.

Weitzman had this to say: "Vhat, vhat, do I look like I have time to
shop for clothes? Being Morrissey's manager is not a job, it's a lifestyle."

Acting as mediator, I was able to bring the two men together and they seemed
to reach one enevitible conclusion: Morrissey is always right. So with shears
in hand, they start tearing Jed's tie collection. After awhile, the cheapness of the material seemed to have dulled the shears, so an industrial paper shreadder was employed and worked very nicely.

How's that for shite, Mr. Plate. Can I have my own collumn?
 
bravo mozmic ,i like very much

> Shite Exclusive: Morrissey Tears All Ties with Manager Jed Weitzman

> Morrissey has admitted to my sources that he has torn all
> ties with his manager Jed Weitzman.

> Upon further investigation, Morrissey had this to say, "It's true.
> I adore Jed but he has one major flaw -- he dresses like a retired
> machinist from Akron."

> Morrissey's major issue seems to be Weitzman's novelty tie collection
> which he has kept and preserved over the years since he was 13. He
> continues to wear them in public when he is out with his dapper client.

> Weitzman had this to say: "Vhat, vhat, do I look like I have time to
> shop for clothes? Being Morrissey's manager is not a job, it's a
> lifestyle."

> Acting as mediator, I was able to bring the two men together and they
> seemed
> to reach one enevitible conclusion: Morrissey is always right. So with
> shears
> in hand, they start tearing Jed's tie collection. After awhile, the
> cheapness of the material seemed to have dulled the shears, so an
> industrial paper shreadder was employed and worked very nicely.

> How's that for shite, Mr. Plate. Can I have my own collumn?

now regie boy you have some serious competition here.
 
Oh, Thank You, L, however...

I respectly kneel at the feet
of my master, Reg.

My specialty is photediting. I may
have a book cover design for Reg's
consideration.

Will be ready soon.

> now regie boy you have some serious competition here.
 
Re: My Shite Story Submission...

> Weitzman had this to say: "Vhat, vhat, do I look like I have time to
> shop for clothes?

For someone who takes such a dim view of, so-called, "misogyny", i'm surprised that you appear to consider anti-semitism as suitable raw material for your clumsy attempts at "humour".
 
Dancer Your On The Team

Well Done Dancer,

You have Passed My Strict Quality Standards And Made It Onto The Team.

No Room For Complacency However, As each Week One Contributer Will Hear The Words "YOU'RE FIRED"

Well Done,

Reg
 
Mozmic Dancer Your Are too Hot...

A book cover, A Fanzine where will it all stop!!!

Look forward to your email Mozmic Dancer,

Cheers,

Reg
 
Feck Me, He Thinks he's Alan Sugar Now! I think he's more of a Donald Trump (BOOM BOOM!)
 
is that something to do with the apprentice?

i've not seen any of it yet ,any good ?
 
L, Mozmic is part of the team, come and join us, GU is Proofreading too.

L join the team thats going nowhere fast!
 
Re: L, Mozmic is part of the team, come and join us, GU is Proofreading too.

> L join the team thats going nowhere fast!

I'm already part of the team ,i'll be making the teas ,how do you take yours?
 
Strong And Black, Like My...

Coffee,

Welcome Aboard L,

Cheers

Reg
 
apprentice is brilliant and on tonight at 9

well worth a watch L!

Reg
 
Re: apprentice is brilliant and on tonight at 9

> well worth a watch L!

> Reg

i'll try and catch it tonight ,btw you do realise that we're gonna get accused of posting non moz related stuff so i'm gonna go hide and await to be told off.
 
Moz is on The Apprentice tonigh - BBC 2 9pmt!!!

L that'll throw 'em off the scent and give you enough time to hide,

Reg
 
LOL

> L that'll throw 'em off the scent and give you enough time to hide,

> Reg

good work batman
 
Always thinking one step aheah, eh L!

You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to catch me (about 11.30 for Car booty).

Cheers

Reg
 
The Pressure's on, cos the pleasure hasn't gone...

Plus, what a great scam this to be in contact
with Moz and his inner circle under the
pretense of writing a e-literary fanzine just
like Julia Reily does!

My mozmic powers reveal to me our
collaborative efforts will knock Julia Reily
off her stool and leave her a footnote in
the ragmag dustbin of history.

Ice tea for me, L. No sugar.

> A book cover, A Fanzine where will it all stop!!!

> Look forward to your email Mozmic Dancer,

> Cheers,

> Reg
 
well said MD lets expose that scamming freeloader

MD you seem to forget I live in Morrisseys house, how else could all the scoops and inside information come about?

I am sitting on the toilet right now Magazine, ah well i'll need to put it behind me.

Reg
 
Re: well said MD lets expose that scamming freeloader - 2nd try

> MD you seem to forget I live in Morrisseys house, how else could all the
> scoops and inside information come about?

> I am sitting on the toilet right now reading her so called Magazine, ah well i'll need to put it behind me.

> Reg
 
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