bravo mozmic ,i like very much
> Shite Exclusive: Morrissey Tears All Ties with Manager Jed Weitzman
> Morrissey has admitted to my sources that he has torn all
> ties with his manager Jed Weitzman.
> Upon further investigation, Morrissey had this to say, "It's true.
> I adore Jed but he has one major flaw -- he dresses like a retired
> machinist from Akron."
> Morrissey's major issue seems to be Weitzman's novelty tie collection
> which he has kept and preserved over the years since he was 13. He
> continues to wear them in public when he is out with his dapper client.
> Weitzman had this to say: "Vhat, vhat, do I look like I have time to
> shop for clothes? Being Morrissey's manager is not a job, it's a
> lifestyle."
> Acting as mediator, I was able to bring the two men together and they
> seemed
> to reach one enevitible conclusion: Morrissey is always right. So with
> shears
> in hand, they start tearing Jed's tie collection. After awhile, the
> cheapness of the material seemed to have dulled the shears, so an
> industrial paper shreadder was employed and worked very nicely.
> How's that for shite, Mr. Plate. Can I have my own collumn?
now regie boy you have some serious competition here.