Hypothetical Morrissey songs.

[hnia]

Here's a few songs titles, care to play make believe?

1. Caught on a fast train
2. Boys without toys
3. Part-time lawbreaker
4. The freaks are afraid of their friends
5. If you don’t believe me?
6. Compliance
7. LA Woman (cover)hehee!
8. Warhola Wannabe
9. Shelley show me the way
10. Streets bathed in somber light
11. Crying tears of salt
12. Strike three you’re out!

 

[Cinderella]

> Here's a few songs titles, care to play make believe?

> 1. Caught on a fast train
> 2. Boys without toys
> 3. Part-time lawbreaker
> 4. The freaks are afraid of their friends
> 5. If you don’t believe me?
> 6. Compliance
> 7. LA Woman (cover)hehee!
> 8. Warhola Wannabe
> 9. Shelley show me the way
> 10. Streets bathed in somber light
> 11. Crying tears of salt
> 12. Strike three you’re out!

Hmmmmnn, How about, I came down on an up train or It was my turn to go (and I shook a seven!)

Collect Me - A tribute to the Freddie Clegg's of this world! (Oh sorry, silly me, that one has already been done only it's called The more you ignore me the closer I get!)

No.11 - I'd rather hear him sing a cover of Chrystal Gayles (SP?) Cry me a River ('cause I cried a river over you!) Only he would have to do it dressed up like her with wig and all... D'ya think?!

 

[hnia]

> Hmmmmnn, How about, I came down on an up train or It was my turn
> to go (and I shook a seven!)

I like I came down on a up train. Sounds very Rolling Stones..

> Collect Me - A tribute to the Freddie Clegg's of this world! (Oh
> sorry, silly me, that one has already been done only it's called
> The more you ignore me the closer I get!)

Who's Mr. Clegg?

> No.11 - I'd rather hear him sing a cover of Chrystal Gayles
> (SP?) Cry me a River ('cause I cried a river over you!) Only he
> would have to do it dressed up like her with wig and all... D'ya
> think?!

I think it's just Crystal Gayle. I saw this special on her and she owns a crystal shop, what else? Anyway she was dusting off the crystal with her hair... Truth stranger than fiction, but of course.

hnia

 

[shelley]

Song titles from Moz's next album

1. I left my Arse in Pittsburgh
2. Sailor Boy Surprise
3. I'm Not So Depressed Anymore
4. Boyfriend in the Ring
5. Julia is the Stalker Outside My Window
6. DotCom Girls
7. The Greatest Stretford Ripoff
8. Evil Internet (I Owe it All to You)
9. The Aging Popstar Fools Them All
10. California Dreamin'
11. Los Rebels Me Pagan Mucho Dinero (duet with Johnny Depp)

 

[TheGhostOfJohnnyMarr]

> Here's a few songs titles, care to play make believe?

> 1. Caught on a fast train
> 2. Boys without toys
> 3. Part-time lawbreaker
> 4. The freaks are afraid of their friends
> 5. If you don’t believe me?
> 6. Compliance
> 7. LA Woman (cover)hehee!
> 8. Warhola Wannabe
> 9. Shelley show me the way
> 10. Streets bathed in somber light
> 11. Crying tears of salt
> 12. Strike three you’re out!
13. Old and used up
14. This dog has had his day
15. Only teenagers care for me now
16. Why did i piss off Johnny?
17. I took a big dump on my bandmates that helped me get to the top
18. Lost lost lost my hair
19. Billy idol writes all my songs
20. Nursing home here i come

 

[suzanne]

Re: Song titles from Moz's next album

1. I toured South America and all my audience got was this lousy t-shirt

2. Let me think about it some more.

3. It's been 3 years and I still haven't explored all of my options.

4. I wish I knew what I looked like naked.

5. I bought this mansion owned by F. Scott Fitzgerald for me and my cat.

6. The differences between Abercrombie & Finch and the Banana Republic.

7. I'm thinking about retiring after I nearly retire before I nearly come back to where I was. (The Robert Smith song)

8. I own one Tejano album. I'm thinking of listening to it soon.

9. the Johnny Depp song.

10. I love women. I just don't know what to do with them.

 

[Cinderella]

> I like I came down on a up train. Sounds very Rolling Stones..

> Who's Mr. Clegg?

> I think it's just Crystal Gayle. I saw this special on her and
> she owns a crystal shop, what else? Anyway she was dusting off
> the crystal with her hair... Truth stranger than fiction, but of
> course.

> hnia

Freddie Clegg = Terence Stamp in the film 'The Collector' - you know the record cover, the first ones had Stamp on them with a cloroform pad and the later ones had morrissey on them with a glass of milk. Very good film, you should watch it, especially if you think Terence Stamp is as pretty as I do!

Crystal Gayle! Well what can I say? Anyone with a penchant for growing their hair that long...

 

[the leopard messiah]

c`mon, lets get serious

a more educated guess:
album title:
"offside"

1. hard work is not enough
2. these boots were made for dancing
3. (i`m a) fire with no matches
4. private patrick
5. once a pretender
6. you don`t believe your eyes but you believe in lies
7. sue me, sue me, what can you do me?
8. billy the kid
9. have you got anything to say?
10. take away their flesh
11. electronic exit

 

[Fabricio]

Re: Song titles from Moz's next album

> 1. I toured South America and all my audience got was this lousy
> t-shirt

I bought two of them - but it's too cold to hear them in Curitiba nowadays.

> 5. I bought this mansion owned by F. Scott Fitzgerald for me and
> my cat.

Great name!

> 8. I own one Tejano album. I'm thinking of listening to it soon.

Great name too!

> 10. I love women. I just don't know what to do with them.

Not a single man knows what to do with women.

 

[Lazy Sunbather]

Re: c`mon, lets get serious

> more titles:
1. Used to be Big Girl's Blouse (but now I'm a real man).
2. Goodnight Vegans Goodnight!
3. Late Nights MaulingMe Street
4. Oh Billy Boxer Your Pants Are Too Tight
5. Fans meets Idol (but he's not very impressed)
6. Oops...Hit me one more time Jake!
7. Malnourished (and seriously on a downer)
8. Allo Vera (it's great for the hair)
9. Driving Your Boyfriend Home!
10. Do You Know The Way To Stephen Street?
>11. We Hate It When David Bowie and Sandie Shaw find out what we're really like!

 

[Lazy Sunbather]

Re: c`mon, lets get serious

>
1. Used to be Big Girl's Blouse (but now I'm a real man).
> 2. Goodnight Vegans Goodnight!
> 3. Late Nights MaulingMe Street
> 4. Oh Billy Boxer Your Pants Are Too Tight
> 5. Fans meets Idol (but he's not very impressed)
> 6. Oops...Hit me one more time Jake! (a duet with Britney Spears)
> 7. Malnourished (and seriously on a downer)
> 8. Allo Vera (it's great for the hair)
> 9. Driving Your Boyfriend Home!
> 10. Do You Know The Way To Stephen Street?
> 11. LA Pilare
12. Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Shagged Me All Night Long

 

[USELESS UNDERWEAR]

Re: c`mon, lets get serious

HOW ABOUT PAPA JACK