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Morrissey attacks his own fans “they are ugly, smelly and don’t work” Shock Scoop – Audi o File
Yes you read it right, potty mouthed Morrissey, Lead singer of influential lU.K. band The Smiths launched a scathing, four lettered word attack on his own fans last night, allegedly, and I have the audio files that will prove it.
Legal note.
It is not legal to present phone tapped evidence as yet in the U.K. so unfortunately I cannot host audio files of Morrissey’s alleged foul mouthed outburst
However below I have written a brief account
“L.A. you are too hot” the singer crooned out the window of his L.A. Home to Nancy Sinatra (rumour has it she is soon to be the second Mrs Morrissey, the moment his divorce from Sandie Shaw is finalised - more on that story later)who was lazily sunbathing in his garden. “well put the air conditioning on” she hoarsely cried.
Morrissey bent over to switch on his air conditioning when something suddenly struck him, “these fans inside the air conditioning unit are old, dirty and don’t work, and I remember one of them overheating last summer and smelt like burning” he sang to himself badly , “I will phone an electrician to bring out some new ones” he sang to himself flatly.
I can’t tell you what he said next but it curdled the milk as he begged, threatened and pleaded with the local electrician to replace his fans and eventually his air conditioning was restored.
Morrissey of course gurgled with pleasure when I pointed out that attacking his fans as “ugly, smelly and don’t work” could be misinterpreted by some as attacking his own followers” “I love my fans, I mean really how could anyone think differently” he puzzled “even if the are work shy, tone deaf, pig ignorant, idiots”
Yes you read it right, potty mouthed Morrissey, Lead singer of influential lU.K. band The Smiths launched a scathing, four lettered word attack on his own fans last night, allegedly, and I have the audio files that will prove it.
Legal note.
It is not legal to present phone tapped evidence as yet in the U.K. so unfortunately I cannot host audio files of Morrissey’s alleged foul mouthed outburst
However below I have written a brief account
“L.A. you are too hot” the singer crooned out the window of his L.A. Home to Nancy Sinatra (rumour has it she is soon to be the second Mrs Morrissey, the moment his divorce from Sandie Shaw is finalised - more on that story later)who was lazily sunbathing in his garden. “well put the air conditioning on” she hoarsely cried.
Morrissey bent over to switch on his air conditioning when something suddenly struck him, “these fans inside the air conditioning unit are old, dirty and don’t work, and I remember one of them overheating last summer and smelt like burning” he sang to himself badly , “I will phone an electrician to bring out some new ones” he sang to himself flatly.
I can’t tell you what he said next but it curdled the milk as he begged, threatened and pleaded with the local electrician to replace his fans and eventually his air conditioning was restored.
Morrissey of course gurgled with pleasure when I pointed out that attacking his fans as “ugly, smelly and don’t work” could be misinterpreted by some as attacking his own followers” “I love my fans, I mean really how could anyone think differently” he puzzled “even if the are work shy, tone deaf, pig ignorant, idiots”
