Come on Mozrebel, make the dream reality, somehow
Or, you could just do as Mr Smith suggested by renting out the venue and having your own Moz gig!
You need, really, only: a shirt thrown out by Moz (or perhaps merely a shred of it, if that's all you have), some "stage invaders", a couple of guys with quiffs with varying degrees of quality, and a few odd red lightbulbs from the "Morrissey" sign (the priest outfit is now optional, from my information). I have a button from one of his shirts to contribute, if you're missing any! (Also, at least one person with an authentic "Morrissey signed my [pick one and insert here: arm/leg/neck/wrist/stomach/hand/back/forehead]" tattoo would be an added bonus too, I think!!!)