FAO:Pliny the Welder

[kestrel in the bath]

Hello Piny:

Where the hell are you?
Are you back in Rome?

Please advise,

k.i.b

[Pliny the Welder]

> Hello Piny:

> Where the hell are you?
> Are you back in Rome?

> Please advise,

> k.i.b

Hi Kes! Still in the bath? That water must be pretty cold by now,dear. I'm not in Rome today, no. I'm going to Sorrento to purchase some sandals.

[kestrel in the sauna]

nope. I am out of the bath, now i am in the sauna...
determined to steam the impurities out of my body.
you think you could pick me a up a pair of sandals too? sized ladies 6 1.2 or a 37. I'll pay you back, i promise, or we could do a barter for some sauna coupons...you'd have to remove your toga and reveal your breasts...

whew,
k.i.s.

> Hi Kes! Still in the bath? That water must be pretty cold by now,dear. I'm
> not in Rome today, no. I'm going to Sorrento to purchase some sandals.

[Pliny the Welder]

> nope. I am out of the bath, now i am in the sauna...
> determined to steam the impurities out of my body.
> you think you could pick me a up a pair of sandals too? sized ladies 6 1.2
> or a 37. I'll pay you back, i promise, or we could do a barter for some
> sauna coupons...you'd have to remove your toga and reveal your
> breasts...

> whew,
> k.i.s.

You've got big feet....must be the claws...

But most things look bigger when viewed through a welding mask.

[Pliny the Welder]

> You've got big feet....must be the claws...

> But most things look bigger when viewed through a welding mask.

And I obviously meant talons, not claws. How ungallant of me.

[kestrel in the sauna]

are you kidding me? 61/2 is small!! my feet are on the small side.
altho, the claws do present a problem when im inclined to wear fancy shoes.
what else is there to do in sorrento?
i need to get out of America for a little while.
you think i'd like an Italy? I have a friend there, she's a bird too. Magpie.

> You've got big feet....must be the claws...

> But most things look bigger when viewed through a welding mask.

[kestrel in the sauna]

ah pliny, talons claws semantics board antics...

> And I obviously meant talons, not claws. How ungallant of me.

[kestrel in the sauna]

the saunas getting a little too steamy for little kestrel and my feathers are starting to droop.
i m off the the bird barber...
i hope you have a nice time in sorrento.

kestrel

> And I obviously meant talons, not claws. How ungallant of me.