What are you all doing now tour is over?

[The ghost of troubled Mr. Smith (DRESSED AS THE EV]

Im just curious to see what everyone will do to fill the void now we dont have a definate date to see the good man again..I tried a bit of therapy but they told me I need to keep myself occupied to stop depression setting in, find a hobbie or such to keep me going.

Since the tour has finished I've taken to following the fantastic crooner Tom Jones around various supermarkets when he does his weekend shopping.
Its just as exciting...he usually leaves his house around 2pm so if you wait outside with your diskman and start playing 'imperfect list' at around 1.54pm the anticipation is just as good!
I usually wait till he's at the checkout to do a stage invasion...he even recognised me the last time, I know this because he screamed my name followed by 'help me, help me' (he is such a kidder) that was before the bouncers (tesco staff and police) dragged me away, I am to him as Julia is to moz.
Cant wait for the next 'gig', I believe its an ASDA next week, I love the intimate venues...security is so much more lax.

 

[who gives a shit]

LOL

> Im just curious to see what everyone will do to fill the void now we dont
> have a definate date to see the good man again..I tried a bit of therapy
> but they told me I need to keep myself occupied to stop depression setting
> in, find a hobbie or such to keep me going.

> Since the tour has finished I've taken to following the fantastic crooner
> Tom Jones around various supermarkets when he does his weekend shopping.
> Its just as exciting...he usually leaves his house around 2pm so if you
> wait outside with your diskman and start playing 'imperfect list' at
> around 1.54pm the anticipation is just as good!
> I usually wait till he's at the checkout to do a stage invasion...he even
> recognised me the last time, I know this because he screamed my name
> followed by 'help me, help me' (he is such a kidder) that was before the
> bouncers (tesco staff and police) dragged me away, I am to him as Julia is
> to moz.
> Cant wait for the next 'gig', I believe its an ASDA next week, I love the
> intimate venues...security is so much more lax.

much needed irish humour i thank you sir.

 

[Sailor setting anchor]

Hey sailor!
Tesco's tonite
Midnight
'Round the Back

> Im just curious to see what everyone will do to fill the void now we dont
> have a definate date to see the good man again..I tried a bit of therapy
> but they told me I need to keep myself occupied to stop depression setting
> in, find a hobbie or such to keep me going.

> Since the tour has finished I've taken to following the fantastic crooner
> Tom Jones around various supermarkets when he does his weekend shopping.
> Its just as exciting...he usually leaves his house around 2pm so if you
> wait outside with your diskman and start playing 'imperfect list' at
> around 1.54pm the anticipation is just as good!
> I usually wait till he's at the checkout to do a stage invasion...he even
> recognised me the last time, I know this because he screamed my name
> followed by 'help me, help me' (he is such a kidder) that was before the
> bouncers (tesco staff and police) dragged me away, I am to him as Julia is
> to moz.
> Cant wait for the next 'gig', I believe its an ASDA next week, I love the
> intimate venues...security is so much more lax.

 

[I (heart) Wayne Newton]

Mr. Smith, I've found the answer...

Yes, Mr. Smith -- I FOUND a NEW MUSE!!! I didn't want to get depressed either, ya know the whole "I can't follow Moz around, what am I going to do with my life/time/disposable income" dilemma. So, good man -- hell, GOD -- that Wayne Newton IS, I decided to follow HIM! It's INCREDIBLE, Mr Smith! I already did a 'stage invasion' even though technically he wasnt on a stage, just at the Vegas airport.
I kept yelling, "say my name, say my name!" but he was so distracted by the 'imperfect list' (I use it too) that he couldn't remember it, I think. In memory of Moz and the tour I wore my trackpants and even my Oscar Wilde shirt from Dublin, but ole Wayne he didn't know who it WAS, Mr. Smith!!!
After he came to (we took a nasty spill off the jetway ramp, see) he even -- are you READY for THIS, Mr. Smith? -- agreed to drop the restraining order if I promised to take him with me to the Air Supply concert -- I have a BACKSTAGE PASS, Mr. Smith! Imagine, me and Wayne! Air Supply! THINK of it, Mr. Smith! THINK OF IT!!!