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In an issue of Pro Wrestling Rules Illustrated
Rock Musician Learns The Ropes
by Micheal American Ninja Dudikoff
Before performing in front of thousands, Alain Whyte lets the superstars of the WWF perform for him. Claiming it takes his mind off of the nervousness, he lets out bellows of cheers and grunts while fingering his remote control for the volume.
"Yo man, I jus' be diggidy diggin' this dude!" Whyte screams at Morrissey as he downs a cheeseburger loudly. "Yo, be checkin this out dawg' look at the Rock go, wham! wham!"
Morrissey reminds Whyte of the impending soundcheck and hisses at the television. Whyte nods as he licks his new gold tooth and matching 24karat chain laced with gaudy daimonds tht spells out "4-2PAC". Apparently watching the Rock beat up Kaientai is more imporatnt than tuning his guitar.
"wham! wham! wham!" Whyte yelps with glee while bits of his extra value meal sprinkle his Fubu jeans. "Yo, I juss' saw "Ghost Dog", man dat be the $hit!"
I finally work enough courage to ask him why the concert was canned in Pittsburg. At this point Whyte spits out a gob of his regurgitated burger on the floor and points at Boz Boorer.
"It is his fault man, I mean, why can't he be dope like all of us, but yo man, he's not phat... dude, he ain't all that and a bag of chips!" Whyte exclaims. "This foo' be opening his jibba jabba to Moz and all of us about some sightseeing right?"
"Yo me and the Moz are like this, like Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant...we agree, so we visit this nice place with a bunch o' them butter churners," Whyte siad. "Quaker Oats and all yo, but Boz opens his mouf' and starts askin' if he could see they's dreidels and menorahs and asks about Hannukah and $hit"
Whyte pauses to watch the next match with Jericho while grinning with his Wu Wear snow cap. Smiling he scratches his crotch and lights up a blunt.
"Anyways I tells him dat dey ain't Jewish dey's dem no electric people ya'll but Boz foo' keeps asking and I see they's getting pissed, last straw was Boz singing "Hava Negilah Hava" and smashing all their glassware and singing "spin me dreidel", that was it this, the whole community jumped us."
Morrissey apparently escaped to the safety of a well cowering and weeping for a cheese and butter sandwich. Alain and Boz were not that lucky, they both sustained bruises, stitches and a broken wrist for Boz.
At this moment Boz Boorer walks in wearing a Naughty by Nature hat and gestures Alain to "check out his fly Willenium" t-shirt.
"Hi A-team, look at me hat..I love them they are so naughty, No scrubs, I don't want no scrubs!" Boorer hopelessly trying to say with a gangster slang. "I even painted my all my teeth gold. No scrubs for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
Morrissey finally came in and smashed the television with a hammer and threw me out, oh well, Wrestlemania rules.
Rock Musician Learns The Ropes
by Micheal American Ninja Dudikoff
Before performing in front of thousands, Alain Whyte lets the superstars of the WWF perform for him. Claiming it takes his mind off of the nervousness, he lets out bellows of cheers and grunts while fingering his remote control for the volume.
"Yo man, I jus' be diggidy diggin' this dude!" Whyte screams at Morrissey as he downs a cheeseburger loudly. "Yo, be checkin this out dawg' look at the Rock go, wham! wham!"
Morrissey reminds Whyte of the impending soundcheck and hisses at the television. Whyte nods as he licks his new gold tooth and matching 24karat chain laced with gaudy daimonds tht spells out "4-2PAC". Apparently watching the Rock beat up Kaientai is more imporatnt than tuning his guitar.
"wham! wham! wham!" Whyte yelps with glee while bits of his extra value meal sprinkle his Fubu jeans. "Yo, I juss' saw "Ghost Dog", man dat be the $hit!"
I finally work enough courage to ask him why the concert was canned in Pittsburg. At this point Whyte spits out a gob of his regurgitated burger on the floor and points at Boz Boorer.
"It is his fault man, I mean, why can't he be dope like all of us, but yo man, he's not phat... dude, he ain't all that and a bag of chips!" Whyte exclaims. "This foo' be opening his jibba jabba to Moz and all of us about some sightseeing right?"
"Yo me and the Moz are like this, like Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant...we agree, so we visit this nice place with a bunch o' them butter churners," Whyte siad. "Quaker Oats and all yo, but Boz opens his mouf' and starts askin' if he could see they's dreidels and menorahs and asks about Hannukah and $hit"
Whyte pauses to watch the next match with Jericho while grinning with his Wu Wear snow cap. Smiling he scratches his crotch and lights up a blunt.
"Anyways I tells him dat dey ain't Jewish dey's dem no electric people ya'll but Boz foo' keeps asking and I see they's getting pissed, last straw was Boz singing "Hava Negilah Hava" and smashing all their glassware and singing "spin me dreidel", that was it this, the whole community jumped us."
Morrissey apparently escaped to the safety of a well cowering and weeping for a cheese and butter sandwich. Alain and Boz were not that lucky, they both sustained bruises, stitches and a broken wrist for Boz.
At this moment Boz Boorer walks in wearing a Naughty by Nature hat and gestures Alain to "check out his fly Willenium" t-shirt.
"Hi A-team, look at me hat..I love them they are so naughty, No scrubs, I don't want no scrubs!" Boorer hopelessly trying to say with a gangster slang. "I even painted my all my teeth gold. No scrubs for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
Morrissey finally came in and smashed the television with a hammer and threw me out, oh well, Wrestlemania rules.