no shell fish

[charlotte sometimes]

i need no oysters to be inlove with you...
can anyone finish my sentence?

[Lifeguard Sleeping]

> i need no oysters to be inlove with you...
> can anyone finish my sentence?

"...a six-pack and a blindfold will do the trick."

Am I right?

What did I win?

[carrion kisser]

> i need no oysters to be inlove with you...
> can anyone finish my sentence?

"Because the bible describes shell fish, like sodomy, as an abomination. Being a dull Christian I don't do either!"

A bit wordy, I suppose.

[Astrid]

> "Because the bible describes shell fish, like sodomy, as an
> abomination. Being a dull Christian I don't do either!"

> A bit wordy, I suppose.

why are shellfish not allowed? I have not heard of that before, are you serious?

[carrion kisser]

> why are shellfish not allowed? I have not heard of that before,
> are you serious?

Totally serious. It's why many Jews who follow the dietary laws don't eat shellfish, like they don't mix meat and dairy produce.

[LOLA]

> why are shellfish not allowed? I have not heard of that before,
> are you serious?

Maybe shellfish are considered the pork of the sea.

[why can I never think up clever names...]

I don't really have an explanation as to why eating shellfish is forbidden by the bible, but doesn't it just go to show that christianity, or most religions are a little whacky? I see nothing sacred in a religion that is made up of only the rules which are convenient to follow and enforce. Why go on and on about what a sin homosexuality is and then go home and eat a big lobster dinner? That makes no sense to me. I really hope I don't offend anyone here because that's not at all what I'm about. Honestly though, I see the bible as just a mediocre work of fiction which is constantly contradicting itself... and that's about it.