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Father Neil Horan

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Like my friend Morrissey I often prefer Guinness to Gnéas.
However, I will be holding auditions for a new lady housekeeper, as I tire
of my current one. What hostelry is capable of holding such an event?
 
> Like my friend Morrissey I often prefer Guinness to Gnéas.
> However, I will be holding auditions for a new lady housekeeper, as I tire
> of my current one. What hostelry is capable of holding such an event?

Well this is a fine way to tell me.
 
> Well this is a fine way to tell me.

All good things must come to an end....in the media.
 
> All good things must come to an end....in the media.

Well I'll have no option but to divulge what you REALLY use the vast quantities of marmalade for!
 
Now don't be silly Sheila, who's going to believe you when you say :

"Oh Father Horan keeps 5 leprechauns under the floorboards in his spare bedroom and they suffer from a serious Marmalade addiction"

"Hogwash!" they'll say

> Well I'll have no option but to divulge what you REALLY use the vast
> quantities of marmalade for!
 
> Now don't be silly Sheila, who's going to believe you when you say :

> "Oh Father Horan keeps 5 leprechauns under the floorboards in his
> spare bedroom and they suffer from a serious Marmalade addiction"

> "Hogwash!" they'll say

May I ask, are you the same Father Horan famed for his lute playing skills in the 80's?
 
No that was Father Horan (Angliscised and phonetically pronounced Her-Anne).
I am Father Horan (correctly phonetically pronounced Whore-En)
He played the lute and I play the flute.
If you listen to Morrissey's "I'm Not Sorry" - that's me begorrah!!

> May I ask, are you the same Father Horan famed for his lute playing skills
> in the 80's?
 
One of my leprechauns is missing

Any info appreciated
 
Re: One of my leprechauns is missing

He's hiding in my closet.
Refusing to come out.

> Any info appreciated
 
Anyone buying or selling Marmalade?

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Re: One of my leprechauns is missing

> Any info appreciated

Maybe he's sick to death of his boring diet!
 
Re: Anyone buying or selling Marmalade?

Well it hasn't done him much good.
I'm sticking to honey.
 
Re: One of my leprechauns is missing

OK, but have you got any skeletons in there?
He likes skeletons in a necrophiliac sort of way...

> He's hiding in my closet.
> Refusing to come out.
 

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