fao bored at unemp. ref your:"Oh man.The look on Moz' face just SMACKS of secret bum sex." post.

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Sue Denim

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As you have now become slightly irritating, in the same way that a fly with dog shit on it's feet hovering over one's sandwhich is irritating, I will attempt to explain why I wish you were dead.

Firstly.

"secret bum sex"

That term you used in your initial post, while being both crude & vulgar, was also borderline homophobic.

In the same way as all black people don't have 'Natural Rhythm', not all Gay men f*** each other up the arse, so, as well as being far from amusing, your vulgar phrase is also far from accurate & merely panders to offensive stereotypes.

Secondly, I found it necessary to point out that 'Sue Denim' was in fact a 'pseudonym', as you had earlier referred to me as a 'bitch', no, i'm not female,& specifically requested that I insert my 'denims' into my anus
(why are Americans/Canadians so preoccupied with the rectum? Talk about being anally fixated....)thus suggesting that you hadn't quite understood my clever play on words.

Think 'Loose Angela', 'Terrace Stomp' or 'Ann Coates' & the penny may drop.

After I had pointed this out, you then droned on for what seemed like an eternity about how you had understood all along, but it was "too obvious to warrant mentioning". You then went on to mention it again & again at interminable length.

You say "it's hard to be *loudmothed* on a SILENT MESSAGE BOARD"
I'm not sure what "loudmothed" means. Perhaps it's another of your quaint Canadian terms?

"Loudmouthed", however, means the same on a message board as it does anywhere else, although perhaps not quite so literally.

As for a pre-menstrual Canadian fishwife trying to teach an Englishman the correct pronunciation of 'pseudonym', or any other word in the English language, that's just laughable!

You don't even spell English words correctly, let alone pronounce them.

In conclusion, your rather embarrassing attempt to 'put me in my place', as it were, has been a pitiful failure.

Now might I suggest you spend your time more productivly in future.

How about starting by trying to design a decent Morrissey-solo banner, cos the one you have on the recent comments page on the main site is f***ing dreadful!!

toodle-oo.
 
>Freeyourself?
Have you rejoined the party, at last, at last, at last.

As you have now become slightly irritating, in the same way that a fly
> with dog shit on it's feet hovering over one's sandwhich is irritating, I
> will attempt to explain why I wish you were dead.

> Firstly.

> "secret bum sex"

> That term you used in your initial post, while being both crude &
> vulgar, was also borderline homophobic.

> In the same way as all black people don't have 'Natural Rhythm', not all
> Gay men f*** each other up the arse, so, as well as being far from
> amusing, your vulgar phrase is also far from accurate & merely panders
> to offensive stereotypes.

> Secondly, I found it necessary to point out that 'Sue Denim' was in fact a
> 'pseudonym', as you had earlier referred to me as a 'bitch', no, i'm not
> female,& specifically requested that I insert my 'denims' into my anus
> (why are Americans/Canadians so preoccupied with the rectum? Talk about
> being anally fixated....)thus suggesting that you hadn't quite understood
> my clever play on words.

> Think 'Loose Angela', 'Terrace Stomp' or 'Ann Coates' & the penny may
> drop.

> After I had pointed this out, you then droned on for what seemed like an
> eternity about how you had understood all along, but it was "too
> obvious to warrant mentioning". You then went on to mention it again
> & again at interminable length.

> You say "it's hard to be *loudmothed* on a SILENT MESSAGE BOARD"
> I'm not sure what "loudmothed" means. Perhaps it's another of
> your quaint Canadian terms?

> "Loudmouthed", however, means the same on a message board as it
> does anywhere else, although perhaps not quite so literally.

> As for a pre-menstrual Canadian fishwife trying to teach an Englishman the
> correct pronunciation of 'pseudonym', or any other word in the English
> language, that's just laughable!

> You don't even spell English words correctly, let alone pronounce them.

> In conclusion, your rather embarrassing attempt to 'put me in my place',
> as it were, has been a pitiful failure.

> Now might I suggest you spend your time more productivly in future.

> How about starting by trying to design a decent Morrissey-solo banner, cos
> the one you have on the recent comments page on the main site is f***ing
> dreadful!!

> toodle-oo.
 
I, too, thought this might have been "freeyourself", except for the glaringly obvious misuse of the word "it's" in the 2nd line of the first paragraph below.

Freeyourself would never have made such an error. Unless it's a red herring. Oh, he's so jolly clever.

> As you have now become slightly irritating, in the same way that a fly
> with dog shit on it's feet hovering over one's sandwhich is irritating, I
> will attempt to explain why I wish you were dead.

> Firstly.

> "secret bum sex"

> That term you used in your initial post, while being both crude &
> vulgar, was also borderline homophobic.

> In the same way as all black people don't have 'Natural Rhythm', not all
> Gay men f*** each other up the arse, so, as well as being far from
> amusing, your vulgar phrase is also far from accurate & merely panders
> to offensive stereotypes.

> Secondly, I found it necessary to point out that 'Sue Denim' was in fact a
> 'pseudonym', as you had earlier referred to me as a 'bitch', no, i'm not
> female,& specifically requested that I insert my 'denims' into my anus
> (why are Americans/Canadians so preoccupied with the rectum? Talk about
> being anally fixated....)thus suggesting that you hadn't quite understood
> my clever play on words.

> Think 'Loose Angela', 'Terrace Stomp' or 'Ann Coates' & the penny may
> drop.

> After I had pointed this out, you then droned on for what seemed like an
> eternity about how you had understood all along, but it was "too
> obvious to warrant mentioning". You then went on to mention it again
> & again at interminable length.

> You say "it's hard to be *loudmothed* on a SILENT MESSAGE BOARD"
> I'm not sure what "loudmothed" means. Perhaps it's another of
> your quaint Canadian terms?

> "Loudmouthed", however, means the same on a message board as it
> does anywhere else, although perhaps not quite so literally.

> As for a pre-menstrual Canadian fishwife trying to teach an Englishman the
> correct pronunciation of 'pseudonym', or any other word in the English
> language, that's just laughable!

> You don't even spell English words correctly, let alone pronounce them.

> In conclusion, your rather embarrassing attempt to 'put me in my place',
> as it were, has been a pitiful failure.

> Now might I suggest you spend your time more productivly in future.

> How about starting by trying to design a decent Morrissey-solo banner, cos
> the one you have on the recent comments page on the main site is f***ing
> dreadful!!

> toodle-oo.
 
Ooo, my very own hate thread!

If I offended any homosexuals with my comments, then I do sincerely apologise. Sue Denim is, in fact, correct when he or she states that not all homosexuals choose to participate in anal sex. I do willingly accept people's sexual choices, and encourage their sexual freedom. If anyone was, in actuality, offended, I am sorry for that. It was not my intention.

Aside from that, Sue Denim: you are sad. Please continue to wish I were dead; if you wish hard enough, who knows...

...you might give yourself an anuerism, which would solve everyone's problem entirely. Good day.
 
Continue your rant at will; I'll not be replying again, no matter how glaring your spelling errors.
 
Oh! DO let's talk about spelling error's some more....

As none of this really makes much sense to anyone else, isolated as it is from the original thread that spawned it, I hadn't intended to pursue it any further anyway.

Still, as you struck me as one of those annoying pedants who would try & capitalise on someone's spelling mistakes, which is further emphasised by the title of your last post, I did include one or two, free of charge, for you to feast upon.

Specifically, "sandwhich"(sandwich) & "productivly"(productively).
I'm sorry you missed your opportunity to point these out & feel smug & superior.

Your absurd attempt to "tutor" me, with regard to pronunciation of, what are, after all, English words, led me to suggest that you at least learn how to spell English words properly before moving on to the more difficult discipline of pronunciation.

It seems that you mistakingly believed I was referring to common 'typo's', when in fact I was alluding to the grotesque phenomenon of "American English", which appears to arbitrarily alter the spelling of such hitherto inoffensive words, such as 'centre', 'colour' & 'catalogue', among a host of others, to the less difficult to understand, or spell, 'center', 'color' & 'catalog'.

I won't even bother to list the countless, & equally baffling, alterations from the correct pronunciation.

If I say 'aluminium', not f***ing 'aluminum', you may get my drift!

OK, I'll get off now & work on that "aneurism"(which itself is, I believe, a bastardisation of the correct English spelling "aneurysm").

Toodle pip.
 
schoolboy errors (error's?).......

> I, too, thought this might have been "freeyourself", except for
> the glaringly obvious misuse of the word "it's" in the 2nd line
> of the first paragraph below.

> Freeyourself would never have made such an error. Unless it's a red
> herring. Oh, he's so jolly clever.

That superfluous apostrophe kept me up all night......
 
Yes, I agree, that Unemployment girl is a naughty bird (TM)
 
I wonder what would Morrissey say about this thread...

He is so wise.

BAU, I enjoy your sexy comments about Morrissey. I
know you didn't mean any harm. Your lust for him
know no bounds.

Keep up the good work.




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Re: I wonder what would Morrissey say about this thread...

> He is so wise.

> BAU, I enjoy your sexy comments about Morrissey. I
> know you didn't mean any harm. Your lust for him
> know no bounds.

> Keep up the good work.

Perhaps if you had ever opened a dictionary, your posts wouldn't be so dreary.
Some of us are over the age of 11 you know.
We won't run away if we see a word with more than two syllables.
No, Mo-rri-ssey doesn't count, as it's not strictly a word.
f***wit.
 
Sorry Denim, Moz and my ruling still stands. BAU is cleared of any alleged crime and

YOU on the other hand should stop
namecalling and picking fights with people
you obviously don't have a clue about.

It's GOOD to have friends! Find some.
 
Re: Sorry Denim, Moz and my ruling still stands. BAU is cleared of any alleged crime and

> YOU on the other hand should stop
> namecalling and picking fights with people
> you obviously don't have a clue about.

> It's GOOD to have friends! Find some.

Well, that's certainly told me.
I'll get my coat.
 

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