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Sue Denim
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As you have now become slightly irritating, in the same way that a fly with dog shit on it's feet hovering over one's sandwhich is irritating, I will attempt to explain why I wish you were dead.
Firstly.
"secret bum sex"
That term you used in your initial post, while being both crude & vulgar, was also borderline homophobic.
In the same way as all black people don't have 'Natural Rhythm', not all Gay men f*** each other up the arse, so, as well as being far from amusing, your vulgar phrase is also far from accurate & merely panders to offensive stereotypes.
Secondly, I found it necessary to point out that 'Sue Denim' was in fact a 'pseudonym', as you had earlier referred to me as a 'bitch', no, i'm not female,& specifically requested that I insert my 'denims' into my anus
(why are Americans/Canadians so preoccupied with the rectum? Talk about being anally fixated....)thus suggesting that you hadn't quite understood my clever play on words.
Think 'Loose Angela', 'Terrace Stomp' or 'Ann Coates' & the penny may drop.
After I had pointed this out, you then droned on for what seemed like an eternity about how you had understood all along, but it was "too obvious to warrant mentioning". You then went on to mention it again & again at interminable length.
You say "it's hard to be *loudmothed* on a SILENT MESSAGE BOARD"
I'm not sure what "loudmothed" means. Perhaps it's another of your quaint Canadian terms?
"Loudmouthed", however, means the same on a message board as it does anywhere else, although perhaps not quite so literally.
As for a pre-menstrual Canadian fishwife trying to teach an Englishman the correct pronunciation of 'pseudonym', or any other word in the English language, that's just laughable!
You don't even spell English words correctly, let alone pronounce them.
In conclusion, your rather embarrassing attempt to 'put me in my place', as it were, has been a pitiful failure.
Now might I suggest you spend your time more productivly in future.
How about starting by trying to design a decent Morrissey-solo banner, cos the one you have on the recent comments page on the main site is f***ing dreadful!!
toodle-oo.
Firstly.
"secret bum sex"
That term you used in your initial post, while being both crude & vulgar, was also borderline homophobic.
In the same way as all black people don't have 'Natural Rhythm', not all Gay men f*** each other up the arse, so, as well as being far from amusing, your vulgar phrase is also far from accurate & merely panders to offensive stereotypes.
Secondly, I found it necessary to point out that 'Sue Denim' was in fact a 'pseudonym', as you had earlier referred to me as a 'bitch', no, i'm not female,& specifically requested that I insert my 'denims' into my anus
(why are Americans/Canadians so preoccupied with the rectum? Talk about being anally fixated....)thus suggesting that you hadn't quite understood my clever play on words.
Think 'Loose Angela', 'Terrace Stomp' or 'Ann Coates' & the penny may drop.
After I had pointed this out, you then droned on for what seemed like an eternity about how you had understood all along, but it was "too obvious to warrant mentioning". You then went on to mention it again & again at interminable length.
You say "it's hard to be *loudmothed* on a SILENT MESSAGE BOARD"
I'm not sure what "loudmothed" means. Perhaps it's another of your quaint Canadian terms?
"Loudmouthed", however, means the same on a message board as it does anywhere else, although perhaps not quite so literally.
As for a pre-menstrual Canadian fishwife trying to teach an Englishman the correct pronunciation of 'pseudonym', or any other word in the English language, that's just laughable!
You don't even spell English words correctly, let alone pronounce them.
In conclusion, your rather embarrassing attempt to 'put me in my place', as it were, has been a pitiful failure.
Now might I suggest you spend your time more productivly in future.
How about starting by trying to design a decent Morrissey-solo banner, cos the one you have on the recent comments page on the main site is f***ing dreadful!!
toodle-oo.