Rare Morrissey lyrics! Album out-take from 'Kill Uncle', the title track that never made it to LP

[The Internet Informer]

Oooh uncle, i've got a present for you
and it's not the kind you probably want
Oooh uncle, when pepole mention you
it makes me want to hit you with something blunt

and even though freud was almost right
(as i said to mother in bed last night)
its you not daddy that i want to fight
because you want to take her away
(away-ahay-hay-hay)

and i just

Want to kill you uncle,
take your pick from all my kitchen knives
Oh I want to kill you uncle
don't you know its wrong to have two wives?

Oh you may think i'm just haveing some fun
but i've been wanting to do this since nineteen ninety one
so meet me on the front lawn when you've finally done
with your cup of tea and your vile iced bun

oh i just want what's naturally mine
i just want what's rightfuly mine
and even though freud was almost right
as i said to mother in bed last night

its you not daddy that i want to fight
because you want to take her away

 

[Johnny]

Re: Rare Morrissey lyrics! Album out-take from 'Kill Uncle', the title track that never made it to L

> Oooh uncle, i've got a present for you
> and it's not the kind you probably want
> Oooh uncle, when pepole mention you
> it makes me want to hit you with something blunt

> and even though freud was almost right
> (as i said to mother in bed last night)
> its you not daddy that i want to fight
> because you want to take her away
> (away-ahay-hay-hay)

> and i just

> Want to kill you uncle,
> take your pick from all my kitchen knives
> Oh I want to kill you uncle
> don't you know its wrong to have two wives?

> Oh you may think i'm just haveing some fun
> but i've been wanting to do this since nineteen ninety one
> so meet me on the front lawn when you've finally done
> with your cup of tea and your vile iced bun

> oh i just want what's naturally mine
> i just want what's rightfuly mine
> and even though freud was almost right
> as i said to mother in bed last night

> its you not daddy that i want to fight
> because you want to take her away

Interesting because I've always been led to believe there was a Morrissey/Nevin track called "Kill Unckle" which somehow never saw the light of day.