A-ha, find out what is wrong with you and your mates.

[realitybites]

http://www.mental-health-matters.com/disorders/index.php

 

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

What are you talking about now?
Who are you talking to now?
Surely, not the voices in your head again?
Thought we'd sorted that one out.
It's the band in your hat.
It requires at least another six months medication dear boy.

 

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

Right, that was a very useful link.
The problem I have is, all symptoms listed from A-Z, i.e Addiction through to Zoological fantasising, apply to me.

I'll be here til next week reading how to remedy them.

Haven't you just got a quick fix "cure all symptoms listed on this here website"
pill?

It would be appreciated, I am probably not alone, if the truth be known.

 

[realitybites]

I thought that site would interest you. I was just reading about Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. Glad I don't have that one. Not sure what I'll check-out next, lol. I'm sure somewhere along the line there is a sales pitch in all of this,"Want the cure? Then ya gotta buy the book." Nothing is free, after all.

 

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> I thought that site would interest you. I was just reading about
> Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. Glad I don't have that one. Not sure what
> I'll check-out next, lol. I'm sure somewhere along the line there is a
> sales pitch in all of this,"Want the cure? Then ya gotta buy the
> book." Nothing is free, after all.

Well I personally related to the "Delusioned" hypothesis.
Don't think I saw one for Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, if it's the one I may have looked at ......
It relates to repetitive compulsive behaviour, e.g constantly washing hands (Adolf comes to mind there) or repeatedly checking door is locked etc...well that does not relate to me in the least.

Can't think why you would presume I suffer from Obsessive-Compulsion.
Delusioned insignificant person is closer to the mark..but then again.
Who am I to judge myself, others seem to make a better job of it...
such as you Sigmund Freud.
I do relish your prognosis by the way.....any comments?

All I can say is....But I still haven't found, what I'm looking for!
To quote some band or other.

 

[realitybites]

> Well I personally related to the "Delusioned" hypothesis.
> Don't think I saw one for Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, if it's the one I
> may have looked at ......
> It relates to repetitive compulsive behaviour, e.g constantly washing
> hands (Adolf comes to mind there) or repeatedly checking door is locked
> etc...well that does not relate to me in the least.

> Can't think why you would presume I suffer from Obsessive-Compulsion.
> Delusioned insignificant person is closer to the mark..but then again.
> Who am I to judge myself, others seem to make a better job of it...
> such as you Sigmund Freud.
> I do relish your prognosis by the way.....any comments?

> All I can say is....But I still haven't found, what I'm looking for!
> To quote some band or other.

Oh no, I wasn't suggesting you had OCD. I was merely stating that I had read about that one. They even have their own forums where one can chat with others who share his or her disorder.

http://www.psychforums.com/forums/index.php?h=0&pf=0&c=2

So, do you really suffer with delusional thinking? Any paranoia?

 

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> Oh no, I wasn't suggesting you had OCD. I was merely stating that I had
> read about that one. They even have their own forums where one can chat
> with others who share his or her disorder.

> http://www.psychforums.com/forums/index.php?h=0&pf=0&c=2 So, do you
> really suffer with delusional thinking? Any paranoia?

It depends how you term paranoia..

I don't think the television is talking to me, I don't think the room is bugged, but I do think people in general don't like me, but that is probably more realism than paronia...then again...I very rarely like them.
I would rather live my life amongst our four legged friends, I find them so much more affectionate.
Any hope for me Sigmund?

 

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> It depends how you term paranoia..

> I don't think the television is talking to me, I don't think the room is
> bugged, but I do think people in general don't like me, but that is
> probably more realism than paronia...then again...I very rarely like them.
> I would rather live my life amongst our four legged friends, I find them
> so much more affectionate.
> Any hope for me Sigmund?

I take it from your non-reply, you are not as clever as I thought.
Anyway,, I'm going to bed to think on it now, as it is the next day here.
Goodnight and God Bless (Whether you believe or not, I'm sure it wont do you any harm) x

So sleep and dream of....answers to all those questions that life doesn't supply you with!

Can't last much longer...believe me....believe me!

 

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> It depends how you term paranoia..

> I don't think the television is talking to me, I don't think the room is
> bugged, but I do think people in general don't like me, but that is
> probably more realism than paronia...then again...I very rarely like them.
> I would rather live my life amongst our four legged friends, I find them
> so much more affectionate.
> Any hope for me Sigmund?

I take it from your non-reply, you are not as clever as I thought.
Anyway,, I'm going to bed to think on it now, as it is the next day here.
Goodnight and God Bless (Whether you believe or not, I'm sure it wont do you any harm) x

So sleep and dream of....answers to all those questions that life doesn't supply you with!

Can't last much longer...believe me....believe me!

 

[realitybites]

> I take it from your non-reply, you are not as clever as I thought.
> Anyway,, I'm going to bed to think on it now, as it is the next day here.
> Goodnight and God Bless (Whether you believe or not, I'm sure it wont do
> you any harm) x

> So sleep and dream of....answers to all those questions that life doesn't
> supply you with!

> Can't last much longer...believe me....believe me!

Oh, I stepped out of my padded cell for a moment, thus the long delay in my reply. I think this environment here, a message board, can make everyone become a little paranoid. I was called RPR three times in the last few days. Also, someone thought I was Ian. Nobody seems to really trust anyone. Well, goodnight then. And BTW, I am very clever, just a slow typist.

 

[Mr.Hoppy]

> Oh, I stepped out of my padded cell for a moment, thus the long delay in
> my reply. I think this environment here, a message board, can make
> everyone become a little paranoid. I was called RPR three times in the
> last few days. Also, someone thought I was Ian. Nobody seems to really
> trust anyone. Well, goodnight then. And BTW, I am very clever, just a slow
> typist.

Nice try RPR.

 

[realitybites]

I'm Not Him...

He's not me.

 

[lg]

I don't see why someone wouldn't like you.
you must be lovely.

You're a female, aren't you?

In case you're scared- no, I'm not a stalker, I just like your intelligent posts and tend to agree with what you write.

Good night.

> It depends how you term paranoia..

> I don't think the television is talking to me, I don't think the room is
> bugged, but I do think people in general don't like me, but that is
> probably more realism than paronia...then again...I very rarely like them.
> I would rather live my life amongst our four legged friends, I find them
> so much more affectionate.
> Any hope for me Sigmund?

 

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> I don't see why someone wouldn't like you.
> you must be lovely.

> You're a female, aren't you?

> In case you're scared- no, I'm not a stalker, I just like your intelligent
> posts and tend to agree with what you write.

> Good night.

Thank you so very much lg, you are so kind.
Reading that has made me cry, honestly.
Thanks so much.

 

[lg]

I mean it from the heart.



Laura

> Thank you so very much lg, you are so kind.
> Reading that has made me cry, honestly.
> Thanks so much.

 

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> I mean it from the heart.

>

> Laura

Thank you Laura.
Very nice gesture.