Resolution to the Middle-Eastern Crisis

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Israel, detonate one of your yankee doodle dandy nukes and blow yourselves off the face of the planet.
NOW!!!!!!
 
> Israel, detonate one of your yankee doodle dandy nukes and blow yourselves
> off the face of the planet.
> NOW!!!!!!

lol good idea
 
> Israel, detonate one of your yankee doodle dandy nukes and blow yourselves
> off the face of the planet.
> NOW!!!!!!

Quite literally "half a brain cell" i see.
 
> lol good idea

Well I think so!
Many may disagreee, but to me, it is the one and only solution.
How dare they set up a state in another man's land and then complain because the invaded fight back.
One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.
Mr Arafat, was most certainly the latter.
Blame the yanks once again for supporting the wrong side!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
> Quite literally "half a brain cell" i see.

I would presume from that reply, you are Jewish?
 
> I would presume from that reply, you are Jewish?

Actually i'm a fizzy drink manufactured in Newcastle.
Are you saying i've got a big nose?
 
> Actually i'm a fizzy drink manufactured in Newcastle.
> Are you saying i've got a big nose?

I thought Irn Bru was made in "Scotland" from Girders..
Right off to the Lawyer tomorrow.
Thanks for the info though, I won't quote you.
 
> I thought Irn Bru was made in "Scotland" from Girders..
> Right off to the Lawyer tomorrow.
> Thanks for the info though, I won't quote you.

OK, you caught me out.
i'm really a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale posing as a can of Irn Bru in a pathetic attempt to gain admission to the childrens pool at my local swimming baths.
I do so love to watch the children play.
 
> OK, you caught me out.
> i'm really a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale posing as a can of Irn Bru in a
> pathetic attempt to gain admission to the childrens pool at my local
> swimming baths.
> I do so love to watch the children play.

And you said I had "half a brain cell"
They are into Dr Pepper now, silly.
 
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