Who put the F in Father ?

[Father Neil Horan]

I remember the days when GOD was Top of the Pops
and we could get bullseyes a thousand to the bob....
but that was then and this is now and I'm freakin' freezin
Could somebody get Morrissey to return my habit?

 

[Morrissey's housekeeper]

> I remember the days when GOD was Top of the Pops
> and we could get bullseyes a thousand to the bob....
> but that was then and this is now and I'm freakin' freezin
> Could somebody get Morrissey to return my habit?

Sorry for the delay Fr Horan, it was just one little stain that would not come out.
However, we have remedied the solution now, I cut a little out and inserted a gusset, quite un-noticeable, believe me.

It should be with you tomorrow, along with a ton of marmalade.